πππππππππ (handsewing is hardβ¦ and boring! Excellent work!)
πππππππππ (handsewing is hardβ¦ and boring! Excellent work!)
Happy Birthday!!! I hope this is a great year for you!! π₯³
Oh, good! Youβre alive. Thereβs a prompt.
Thatβs a beautiful sky!! ππ©΅π§‘π©·π
Whereβs Kiki already? @kikireads.bsky.social youβd better be alive somewhere.
Considering the climate change happening, they should really get to know one another. And us! (Cause free food! π₯³)
Same
Like⦠what the ever loving fuck?!
I took a nap and then I woke up to this nonsense! Like, settle down weather, itβs March 6th in Michigan. You should be snow.
(I think they must be new.)
I know. And then once you guys came home, I was likeβ¦ dead to him. He didnβt want nothing to do with me anymore.
At least he didnβt hide from me behind a trash can.
It was nice to have a little kitty friend while it lasted.
Mine is turning 14 this month! I love him. ππ₯Ή
I laughed so hard. Thatβs his first instinct when it comes to his creepy weird kid. Itβs like heβs known him forever! π
Jaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee!!!! Where have you been?! Missed you ππ«!!
Ooh! Thatβs a lot like the morning I woke up to @southernhkychik.bsky.social βs cat, Oliver, grooming my head. Not as many head bumps, but it WAS soothing. (I think I was allergic to my travel shampoo, because my scalp was burn-y. Oliver must have known somehow. OR, he wanted food. π€)
To make everyone want a cat, probably. Look at that little face!!! Heβs never done anything wrong EVER!!
I had to un-adopt a dog once because of aggression. You canβt make animals get along. They either do or do not. Then, sometimes, they become best friends with some random animal and itβs weird.
Um⦠why?
Whatβs its name???? How old?? From where??? Does it exhibit Orange Cat Behavior???? What is the βcat taxβ? I assume itβs something that cats have set up to benefit themselves.
Itβs one of the most Dean things heβs ever done! π
Way to pay attention! πππ
(That would be beyond my capabilities.)
Viagra. Remember?
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To be fair, itβs easier to notice if thereβs a second hand moving around. Itβs, you knowβ¦ faster. π€·ββοΈ
The Upper Peninsula is where we keep all the pretty things. (Including the people. Hey, Yoopers! π)
This is reminding me SO MUCH of high school boys right now. π
(Sometimes, I was the only girl in the class. There was an actual Whoβs Hotter: Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? debate WITH the man-teacher. I stole the remote control and made them all watch infomercials.)
*peeks around corner* is it safe? Oh. Itβs never been safe? Okay. Yeahβ¦ cool.
You hang in there, too! π
Iβm not doing well. Iβm gonna hang up my Gone Fishing sign (even though I would never go fishingβ¦ I donβt even know why I have an imaginary Gone Fishing signβ¦) and I know Iβve already kinda disappeared, Iβm just acknowledging that Iβm disappearing for a while. Until it stops hurting so much. π
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Thatβs fucked up and wrong. Iβm going to go ahead and hate your mom, okay? Okay.
Youβd have to try really really hard to not be important and to not matter. I donβt know why youβd do that, though. So, I do not see this happening. π«π«π«π«π«ππππππ