MaybeACrook

Hey, the new Gorillaz album sure is a fun listen.

Watching a demo of how you can turn every NPC in your RPG town into somebody who says "That's right — you *are* the four LIGHT WARRIORS. You make a great point! The bridge to the main continent *does* need to be repaired, and you're just the person to do it."

EV driver smugness is antithetical to the adoption of EVs and the work of helping the environment they claim. In this essay I will

A while back, Popeyes began opening every drive-thru visit asking if you're a rewards member. Now they try to upsell you on a dessert — after you've finished ordering. Dude, if I wanted one, I would've asked for one.

In other news, it turns out that a PE firm owns 32% of Popeyes' parent company.

one of those things that sort of makes you understand how society is a communal effort that you have to opt into is realizing that if you don’t look obviously poor and don’t ever steal anything you can’t pay for, shoplifting is a risk free crime.

If a Democrat anywhere says something even marginally controversial, Republicans solidify to categorize it as the position of the Democratic Party as a whole, publicize it, and so on.

I sincerely have no idea why Democrats don't do the same about bigotry and religious intolerance by Republicans

I want you toknow that proclamations like this come from the softest dude you will ever meet whose greatest challenge in life is waiting ten minutes in line at Merridee's

WBC schedulers 🤝 Israeli government

Fans of war crimes

Albuquerque’s Mayor Said Arrests Were “Not the Solution” to Homelessness. Yet Jail Bookings Have Skyrocketed. Under Tim Keller’s leadership, the city has increasingly criminalized conduct associated with homelessness, causing a growing number of people on the streets to be arrested and jailed.

About half the jail population in Albuquerque is homeless. The county spends about $169 per night to jail inmates without significant medical or mental health needs. Housing individuals in the city’s year-round emergency shelter costs $44 a night.

CURLING DRAMA

China and Team USA tied on the final shot of the final end of the final game of round robin play
the Americans are eliminated if China makes the shot
All they can do is watch

That is the logic of anti-dei reactionary colorblindness. Acknowledging discrimination against a particular group is inherently discriminatory. bsky.app/profile/bren...

Followed you explicitly to say hell yeah, bud, this is awesome.

I’m briefly in India. This is a facile observation, but Americans have barely scratched the surface in understanding how the rest of the world is reacting to this war. It’s already an Iraq War-style disaster in the global imagination, underscored by the thuggishness and caprice of the Trump approach

Obviously we all agree that if you meet someone with the exact same name as you, you must face off with them 1-on-1. Unfortunately as these two Logans Allen are both pitchers, they could not do that on the field. This feels like an elegant solution

This feels like the person who was disparaging people with jobs the other day

Incredible haircut here

Irresponsible, no wonder you're barred in multiple states smh

*Foreigner voice*
🎵 He's as popular as ICE 🎵
🎵 He's willing to sacrifice trans rights 🎵

It seems almost pointless to note that if Obama wore a baseball cap in this situation he would have been absolutely pummeled in the media, from Fox to NYT, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Pretty funny to work for an entity that can be abbreviated as BOFA and badly fall for a blatantly obvious trick

the san jose state volleyball player who outed a teammate in the cruelest way is doing interviews again and making it clear she was mad because … the trans teammate was her friend. like an actual friend that cared about her. she freaked out because she realized she was friends with a trans person

Gavin Newsom is as popular as ICE right now www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Remember in Deep Space 9 when the Defiant exhausted a power core they held a ceremony explaining how its sacrifice paralleled their own Sisyphean struggle? That’s me when it’s time to throw away a scrub daddy.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Reading about the economy

I sometimes wonder if we just named "soft power" something like "tall turgid thrusting power" would these guys have been more in favour of it and thereby less self undermining.

A gold sign that says “Beer Thirty” on it

Hell yeah it’s

listen, this isn’t a lie, but it’s really close.

when you google it, the top source is Siskind’s own Facebook page.

the actual audio is just a meaningless blanket statement from which no one should draw any conclusions.

no actual news source has covered the quote, including Fox.