Alexander Paschall

Innitstagram was right there Mark

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

This just made most of the people I know way closer than they'd like to be in a dark "6 Degrees From Kevin Bacon" sense

The wiki article of people named in the Epstein files, specifically Bobby Kotick. There is a photo of him and the text: Bobby Kotick is an American former CEO of Activision Blizzard and Activision. Epstein invited Kotick to events with "the girls", and asked Kotick in May 2013 about adding microtransactions to Activision's game series Call of Duty, a month after they had been added.

Bro wut

Finally a glimpse into the brain of RFK Jr.

Horse couch! Horse couch! Horse couch!

Gotta practice your Nyar

I bought them. Great condition. Hopefully I still have the muscle memory.

My hand holding a gray Heelys shoe size 11 for $16

This is my size...

Lol yeah or the inverse: bonkers self-smear campaign "I'm going to sacrifice your children in a necromantic ritual to bring back Epstein, vote for Alexander J. Paschall!"

I really considered it lol

I actually considered running against him just to be a dick. A 0 effort campaign, just banking off the name confusion.

Even has my same middle initial, I have been sick of this dude for ages so finding this out is great because it's literally a beef now.

A Google search for "Alexander Paschall NC" and results showing Elect Paschall and Ballotpedia for the lawyer Alexander Paschall who ran as a Republican in the 5th District and lost.

Lol get rekt bozo. You took my top spot and made an enemy for nothing.

All my homies hate Alexander Paschall

Folkhero of our generation right here

I choose Melt Banana because I'm EARNING that $1,000,000. No one could tell me it was easy money.

We don't talk enough about how no one could describe a "metaverse" without just describing "The internet, but in 3D" which, it turns out, is worse than 2D internet actually.

How many times did I have to explain to people how useless they were? I lost track.

No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense.

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

This is not game development related.

Do not put in the gamedev drama news that this must be related to some industry layoff or something.

It was not that.

Yep, I quit because the payments kept being late and then I realize they got so backed up they just skipped one. The Department of Labor had to get involved and I only got some of the money owed.

Like literally people wouldn't get paid so they just come in, take some stuff and walk out. The owner just let them since at least then they'd come back and do more work if he did.

Actually insane.

I doubt the DOL will be getting me that $1,000 now, but still lol.

The owner said it was so he could "focus on his non-profit" when his business was negative-profit.

People were stealing stuff in front of the owner, but he hadn't paid them either so 🤷

Lol the place I worked at that bragged about living wages and then didn't pay me shut down less than a year after I quit.

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

I think AI should be like an 80's scifi comedy:

A lonely nerd can't get a girlfriend so he makes one himself, but instead he has to basically raise it like a child.

Learning how to be a father makes him more mature so women start noticing him.

Basically I am okay with whatever Vedal is doing.

It's a text adventure where everything happening in the game is delivered in one huge run-on sentence which the player has to keep up with and small text so it's easy to get lost and impossible for some people to play at all because anything you do makes it worse by extending it like this sentence

A game called "Pet the Dog" but there isn't a dog in the game anywhere and it's just How I Met Your Mother but about a dog and there is some kind of implied moral about legalizing ill-defined "gay crimes"

It's my cat...

I caught this cat around a year ago and it became a barn cat, then vanished. It just came back apparently and I didn't recognize it.

I caught my own cat.

Scared but friendly. Only hissed once. Let us pet her, but looks nervous. Clipped ear, meaning neutered. Not sure of sex. Gotta get them comfortable and to a vet to check for a chip.