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And yet, after his hesitancy on claiming the loose ball that led to Mansfield’s goal, he looked like he was running through melted marshmallow to recover.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08.03.2026 07:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow.

07.03.2026 14:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That Mosquera slide is becoming depressingly regular.

07.03.2026 13:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus is adding nothing at this stage.

07.03.2026 13:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It’s eze when you know how.

07.03.2026 13:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It doesn’t work. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

07.03.2026 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Probably one of the most frustrating things we do is delay the pass to lure in oncoming defenders.

Problem is the late layoff generally puts undue pressure on the receiving player.

To convert a simple quick pass into a moment of peril seems to be absolutely brainless.

We do it a lot. And pay.

07.03.2026 13:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Generous.

07.03.2026 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re not very good at advancing quickly. Compared to… well… almost every team we play.

It’s frustrating.

07.03.2026 13:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How to completely defuse the threat of a free kick.

07.03.2026 13:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking hell. Mosquera had an hour to get that ball.

07.03.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck Brighton. Fuck Fabian Hurzeler. Up the Arsenal. Up The Nottingham Forest.

HUGE NIGHT! ❤️

04.03.2026 21:30 👍 642 🔁 48 💬 16 📌 3

😂

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fabulous result.

Let’s just leave it at that.

04.03.2026 21:31 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once again we seem unable to win first or second balls.

Why is that? #WantItMore?

04.03.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s our 4th or 5th shit short free kick.

Footballers are dumb.

04.03.2026 20:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Havertz and Jesus for Gyok and Eze.

04.03.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t mean all of them right now.

But any one of those changes would help after the break.

04.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’d give Jesus a run out. Gyokeres work-rate is exceeding his productivity at this stage.

Jesus was looking really sharp in training.

Possibly bring on Califiori and take Mosquera off.

Rice and a Zubimendi both been erratic. Norgaard could replace either of them.

Definite legginess.

04.03.2026 20:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d be interested to see those moments analysed, because they are really such a central part of the conversation when talking about how we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

02.03.2026 20:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Problem is that we were screwing up the “stale domination”.

We’d engage full horse shoe (ole ole) mode and then Rice, Zubimendi, Saliba or Raya would have a complete brainfart and give Chelsea a scoring opportunity…

Its uncanny how often we
Tried to shoot ourselves in the foot last night.

02.03.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks again for your analysis. It’s superb btw.

02.03.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scott - is there a stat that measures the xG of the chances spurned…? Those moments when an Arsenal player chooses to pass into a weaker position instead of shooting?

These moments happen a lot and contribute so much to our angst and the tension in a game.

I’d love to know what stat to look for.

02.03.2026 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 19:53 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

We car seem to win a first or second ball.

And we’re slow to loose balls.

It’s been a remarkably frustrating performance because we should have been streets ahead.

Great 3 points.

01.03.2026 18:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For fuck sake

This is clown car mustafi level shit defending.

01.03.2026 18:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zubimendi has been poor.

01.03.2026 18:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Raya?! wtf?

01.03.2026 18:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’ll make up for the time it went out after Eze’s long shot but wasn’t given.

Karma.

01.03.2026 18:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0