Banjomang

"but umineko is over 100 hours long!" the time will pass anyway so you might as well spend it with gay witches

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄

Me: I don't feel shit

5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest

My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

The Incredibles

Children of Termina

pls rember happy day.

or else.

#pixelart #touhou

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

lol #lacenet

not rn highguard just launched

#ReleaseHighguardEarly #PlayHighguard

A picture of Waymond from Everything Everywhere All At Once captioned "So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have reallike like just TO WREST CONTROL OF THE SHIELDBREAKER FROM THE ENEMY WARDENS and SHATTER THEIR KEEP! with you" -@playhighguard.bsky.social (#PlayHighguard)

#PlayHighguard

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#PlayHighguard

if an enemy warden wrested control of my shieldbreaker i would be so mad if they then used it to shatter my keep

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Some of our favourite Twitter/X interactions.

Sony Trinitron KV-27V65 CRT TV showing Shrek 2

IF YOURE IN LINE STAY IN LINE, THEY CANT TURN YOU AWAY FROM VOTING

Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:

giving

Binging with Babish got too complicated. The world moves too fast and I feel alone and scared.

happy new year mint blancmanche #galaxyangel

lost media youtubers saw god and god told them that every piece of promotional spongebob material must be documented or they will all go to hell

neppix_ posting an edited frame of the fresh prince of bel air, in which will smith finds a giant ds with the caption: "THE BIG ONE!" @Hmm______1 quote posts and says: "Pikmin when they stumble upon a treasure"

my favorite meme for this time of the year