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i read Playground by the same author and it pissed me off so bad i refuse to ever interact with anything he's written otherwise

07.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first StS2 impressions. lot more going on than the first game. some heuristics are still true, some aren't. ironclad feels harder now that all the status cards are on defect. silent feels way better, her cards synergize way better now that there are more discard payoffs

07.03.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he looks like a zelda boss from the dungeon where you get the bow

06.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only food stocked in the fallout bunker under the white house

06.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lions don't concern themselves with opinions of sheep and so on

06.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

come on dude, it says right on the box that this is the time-shifted Picard from 'All Good Things' and not the post-assimilation Picard from 'Brothers'. I really respect your work, please make an effort to fact check these things before you post them.

06.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Pete Hegseth gets hegsethed, an as yet uncoined term denoting the terrible fate that awaits Pete Hegseth

04.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 138 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm with you on 4, i have a regular stable of 2 through 5 in my pen cup at work. the quad-clik stuff is kind of psychotic though

05.03.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

extremely institutional type pen. they're getting it from uline in bulk. and they're paying for the good stuff

05.03.2026 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah can i get a Triple Decker Bourbon BBQ Bacon Bunker Buster Buttfuck Burger. and a small diet coke

05.03.2026 04:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
that one friend that's too library: you could get that for free at the library

that one friend that's too library: you could get that for free at the library

05.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1536 ๐Ÿ” 544 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

2 was my daily driver for years but has recently been supplanted by 3 for a myriad of reasons. Never unhappy to use a 6 though

05.03.2026 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

becoming increasingly pissed off by my coworkers, all of whom are allegedly librarians, complete inability to do a reference interview

04.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's really chilling is that the fedora hat reddit atheist open source blogger people were completely correct about everything. we did not speak up for them and now there's no one left to speak for us...

03.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i really do support everything they do and wish everyone who works on those sorts of problems nothing but the best. but the bit is really really funny

03.03.2026 06:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm installing linux on all the library computers as we speak. the public will learn to love #fossapps

03.03.2026 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

think we're moving into a era where most major releases are vibe coded and we as consumers will just have to accept that our shit doesn't work

03.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it broke a bunch of my apps so i had to revert

03.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6716 ๐Ÿ” 1272 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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28.02.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 103 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking about this. relocation funds are great for those who need them, but what about those who can't, or won't, relocate? You shouldn't have to choose between your safety and your home.

26.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm here in Kansas and am willing to drive anyone in the state anywhere to get their license changed. DM me if interested. Please signal boost!

26.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

it seems like we are hurtling toward a conclusion which we cannot help but foresee, but, at least for now, I've suspended my judgment about the ultimate meaning of our suffering, I'm still willing to participate in the transformation of our society, & I'll do what I can to help our people in Kansas.

26.02.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

between this and my director who spends most her time locked in her office phone off the hook recording webinars for the state consortium we may have the most service-oriented admin in the state

25.02.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is there any better for example of library admin behavior than ignoring the ringing reference desk phone right next to them so they can work on their presentation for a panel at the state library conference

25.02.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sagan once again coming in with the steel chair:

23.02.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i found out over christmas that my dad has been bragging to everyone for like a decade that I had the highest ACT score in the history of my high school, meanwhile i had forgotten i had even taken the ACT

23.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Out once again with the astrocamera. M3, the Pinwheel Galaxy, and M78.

22.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pissed that she used it to buy a jeep wrangler instead of losing to a real democrat by 17 points in the primary

20.02.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kinda feel it's caveat emptor in donating money to kyrsten sinema

20.02.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0