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Final Boss Behewurf

@zeich

Wurlion (Wolf-Lion hybrid) | 35 Wurfs Old | He/Him. Gay/Ace, taken. Sometimes Cerberus or Behemoth Lots of big, fat stuff here, among other things. ๐Ÿ”ž18+ obv. IRL gainer - CW: 248. Occasional pics, will be appropriately flagged! DMs open - come say hi!

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Sorry if this feels out of the blue but I'm extremely upset at a friend who moved out of state, coming to visit, and then cancelling on our plans because "I took drugs last night and I can't bring myself to do anything." Haven't seen her in years and this happens. Thanks.

10.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is not to say "hey if you do weed I can't associate with you." But please be aware that I am -very- much against drug use on a personal level. I don't want to talk about it - you do you, but please don't tell me about how high you are or what you want to take. Your business, but leave me out.

10.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So to be up-front about something: I am very anti-drug. I respect a person's autonomy and choices, but I cannot associate myself with it. My brother started with pot and peer pressure led him to a heroin OD. A high school best friend has quickly lost touch with the world as she moves to shrooms.

10.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you said it yourself: there is only so much time in a day, and there's only so much you. You are -not- obligated to give every bit of yourself away. Friendship is not determined by the frequency with which you spend time with others.

Don't burden yourself with guilt you don't deserve.

10.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well first interview done and already told I'll be going on to a second phone interview. Anxious but excited and might do well in this new position! Def a pay increase too which is huge.

09.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling like a kitty ๐Ÿฆ

09.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4359 ๐Ÿ” 994 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Seem pretty fun there dont u think so?

08.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 241 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shy boy, belongs to SevPuma

08.03.2026 05:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1772 ๐Ÿ” 411 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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DOG CAFE ๐Ÿ•โœจ

07.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5482 ๐Ÿ” 1336 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Man I hate Daylight Savings. I already deprive myself of enough sleep trying to reclaim some me time! So tired today. =_=

08.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mood. I am so tired this morning. =_=

08.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
digital art of a very very fat coyote in a tight white shirt and green tie going through airport TSA, getting scanned by a much smaller white cat dressed in a TSA uniform. the coyote had to take off his belt to go through the scanner, so his pants have fallen down, revealing cartoony heart-boxers. him and the cat are both flustered. 

in the background Sol stares in disbelief at the xray-scanner, which shows Solchinoko got into someone's luggage.

digital art of a very very fat coyote in a tight white shirt and green tie going through airport TSA, getting scanned by a much smaller white cat dressed in a TSA uniform. the coyote had to take off his belt to go through the scanner, so his pants have fallen down, revealing cartoony heart-boxers. him and the cat are both flustered. in the background Sol stares in disbelief at the xray-scanner, which shows Solchinoko got into someone's luggage.

โš  please remove belts when going through the TSA, and- oh.

cel-shaded comm for @nikocatlatte.bsky.social !

07.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1883 ๐Ÿ” 363 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Blaidd did offer you an ample reward.. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿบ

Check this out in HD as well as this month's animation below!

07.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6603 ๐Ÿ” 2010 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Well I gotta go do a few more playthroughs of this quest, if this is the reward!

Excellent job on an exceptionally hefty Blaidd, Wombo! <3

07.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wardrobe malfunction was already happening before the drop, just look at that poor shirt!

Lovely as always, Sol!

07.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All that dust gets ground into the carpet huh? :p

07.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very fat orange and cream colored canine microwaving food in a kitchen. Hes wearing a white singlet and dark pink pants. His stomach is resting on the counter top.

A very fat orange and cream colored canine microwaving food in a kitchen. Hes wearing a white singlet and dark pink pants. His stomach is resting on the counter top.

Sometimes you get hungry

06.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1279 ๐Ÿ” 234 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

You have good vibes? Not wicked, corruptive, demonic vibes? :p

Thanks for the well wishes. โค๏ธ

06.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, buddy. <3

Honestly accounting sounds like a job I'd do well in, but I have no degree in such and no prior experience to use as a stepping stone. x3;

06.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reaaaaaally hoping that this banking job interview will work out so I can get out of retail and its many hellish experiences. I'm sure the new job will come with its own headaches and customer nonsense but I think I'm ready to trade in one poison for another. x.x

06.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's sort of mixed. Some stores honor it - at least you get a sale, even at half price. And it's become an expectation apparently. But that's why I point out that our signs specify to remove the assumption and people STILL assume. It's just a little baffling.

06.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I get the frustration, and I can relate to that! But that's why we specify, rather than leave a blank sign that just says BOGO. But ofc these are the same customers who see B1G1 50% off and only see "50% off!!!!"

Literally had one woman tell me "We don't come in here to read the signs!"

Sigh.

06.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Customers continue to baffle me.

In some stores, BOGO means if you just get one it's at half price. Some companies run that promotion. But ours specifically has on our signs: "Must buy required quantity for sale to be applicable."

Don't scream at a cashier because our policies are different. =_=

06.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bleh. Feeling imposter syndrome as I stare at my word files again trying to write and stalling after the first page or so.

I have *ideas* but I'm struggling to connect all of the pieces of them and so I just sort of fizzle out. I've got so many WIPs but I finish maybe one short story a year...

06.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll get the broom to sweep up the dust...

Happy birthday, boss. :3

06.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you say so

06.03.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1275 ๐Ÿ” 242 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a kind of big I very much enjoy... ๐Ÿ‘€

06.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of an overweight thievul undressing his chemise, he is backlit by a city landscape

Drawing of an overweight thievul undressing his chemise, he is backlit by a city landscape

Overworked โœ”๏ธ, Overstressed โœ”๏ธ, Overweight โœจ

Another picture of Shawn the Thievul because why not...

05.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 661 ๐Ÿ” 132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Def a chonky fella~

05.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He huge!!! Finally and my ref lol

05.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 87 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1