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Government mandated farm dog | Silicone Sexpert | 28 | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | πŸ³β€βš§ | They/He/It Ξ˜Ξ” | πŸ”ž Posts and retweets | Banner by @VHSDogs

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A lot of the tops in my life are mad at my new purchase

09.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An inflatable sheep with a tag on his ear lays at the mercy of several clawed hands which grope and poke at his body. Dialogue from one the clawed characters off-screen read β€œthis is a great toy, you said we can break it, right?” Another responds β€œyeah, but not so fastβ€”β€œ and a third says β€œI’ll bet money that he pops it first, lol.” Despite the wide grin on his face, the sheep’s eyes look terrified. A thought bubble from the silent objectified creature reads, β€œPlease, please stop! You’re going toβ€”!”

An inflatable sheep with a tag on his ear lays at the mercy of several clawed hands which grope and poke at his body. Dialogue from one the clawed characters off-screen read β€œthis is a great toy, you said we can break it, right?” Another responds β€œyeah, but not so fastβ€”β€œ and a third says β€œI’ll bet money that he pops it first, lol.” Despite the wide grin on his face, the sheep’s eyes look terrified. A thought bubble from the silent objectified creature reads, β€œPlease, please stop! You’re going toβ€”!”

Poor little sheep toy
For @choob.bsky.social

09.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Shamelessly tacking on: latex catsuits for guys with pussies

I wish I could just grab an off the rack but I'll need specialty measurements to replace my old one that has very obvious dick space that very obviously isn't filled when I wear it :')

09.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't do anything on this bitch of an earth

09.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸΊπŸ”—~

07.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 4114 πŸ” 1038 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 10
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Darklands was an absolute blast, learnt a lot, did lots of fun and somehow survived!

08.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm gay and trans and stuff but it doesn't matter. what matters is that i am a fat wild animal

08.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 369 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ringing my bell of shame and mockery

08.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOG CAFE πŸ•βœ¨

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 5429 πŸ” 1326 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8
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Yummy noodles 🍜

2025 comm

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital illustration of an anthro blue merle border collie looking up with his tongue out and a red and blue pill on it. He has a determined expression. The illustration is split between blue on the left and red on the right with miss-matched red and blue waves.

A digital illustration of an anthro blue merle border collie looking up with his tongue out and a red and blue pill on it. He has a determined expression. The illustration is split between blue on the left and red on the right with miss-matched red and blue waves.

GOOD FOR HEALTH, BAD FOR EDUCATION πŸ’Š
for @tripecollie.bsky.social
[ #LabRatArt #furry #furrryart ]

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 1170 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 Big Restock & Year of the Horse Giveaway 🚨

It's Year of the Horse.
We've just restocked.
We're giving away a horse dildo to celebrate.
It's not culturally insensitive, we just really like horses πŸ‘€

Retweet, follow & like to enter πŸ™Œ

We'll pick two winners at win at 23:59 8th March, giddy up!

05.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
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Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

04.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 6014 πŸ” 1824 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 4
A hot and sexy cuffed up rubber wolf leaning against a lampost

A hot and sexy cuffed up rubber wolf leaning against a lampost

I've been informed that sexdogs are roaming the area

Please travel with protection

You'll be needing it

21.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Normal

Honest

27.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A person wearing a pup hood wielding a wooden meat cleaver and a pair of sheep shears

A person wearing a pup hood wielding a wooden meat cleaver and a pair of sheep shears

Boyfriend alleges he bought me this apron for "normal reasons" but I don't believe it somehow...πŸ‘πŸ”ͺ

27.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Last day in the office before part 2 and 3 of my EU gauntlet run (Belgium -> Iceland) and my motivation has tanked

Not enough cans of monster in the world to prop me up

27.02.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sending my mum pictures from my NFC trip is like playing minesweeper, one wrong move and she's getting a full frontal pic of my boyfriends asshole

26.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2323 πŸ” 956 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 38

So beautiful!

23.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ¦­πŸšπŸ…BLANKET GIVEAWAY πŸ…πŸšπŸ¦­
one lucky winner will receive a sherpa blanket of their choice!
-rt this post
-follow me
-comment for extra entry!
ends at 12 pm est on 3/15, two hours before pre-orders open!
good luck!!

20.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 3
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#nordicfuzzcon slush

21.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

As puppies should be πŸ₯°

22.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A hot and sexy cuffed up rubber wolf leaning against a lampost

A hot and sexy cuffed up rubber wolf leaning against a lampost

I've been informed that sexdogs are roaming the area

Please travel with protection

You'll be needing it

21.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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NFC has definitely affirmed for me that I wanna sell my hyena suit/character. Gonna make a proper sales post once I'm back from con but DMs open for inquiries ^^

21.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fursuit in a glass cube shower looking at a guy wearing a pup hood standing on the other side of the glass

Fursuit in a glass cube shower looking at a guy wearing a pup hood standing on the other side of the glass

When will my reflection show who I really am?

19.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Trapped in the reg line ;-;

19.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was done by my partner @choob.bsky.social :)

18.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flying into Copenhagen and OMG SNOW

18.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0