Collie Cariad

Woman power

Vintage-inspired illustration of a female deer fursona. She's posed across the page with her right hand on her cheek and left resting on her bent right thigh

some old pin up from the attic

Have just been abused as a 'uni boy' by a load of guards at the Hague for having a suitcase with wheels

This one is crazy I look like the cat chewed me up and spit me off

Heathrow terminal 3 has 4 caviar and champagne bars and 0 greggs

Bro our lietmotifs are clashing in a major key. Kiss me already

"we'll fix this next sprint" tomorrow is an abstract. The horizon does not exist. Time is a flat circle.

being trans in the UK is the constant experience of getting a "Your GP has left you a message" notification and being like oh god oh shit this is it oh fuck they're finally doing it oh fuck and the message is "hi u r late 4 ur pabst smere : )"

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Boyfriend requirements:
- he washes regularly
- he's taller than me
- NO daoists

I imagine having a boyfriend is like having a dog you can make do quests

Damn they ripped it off? Yeouch

Question for men. Do you approve of me

Caught howling in 4k on the dog camera

Many of my favourite women are international

Idk is this anything

British folk punk uhhh Andrew Mountbatten Jihad

Spamton

she's too busy thinking about powerpoints and line graphs

A handsome prince will never marry me sobs

I drank a bunch of pen ink I feel queer

I did this in 2017

Back 2 back lobotomy MVP

baru cormorant

You are like angel like pleasant

Sometimes I have really bad facial dysphoria but other times I'm

I love snuffkin he lives in the woods and is friends with moomin YAY

The writer's barely disguised fetish for chief o'brien guro

The writer's thinly veiled contempt for chief o'brien