Ari Trujillo-John

This is real af.

There's no way this fucking happens, but please keep talking about it.

THE DRAFT?

Man, if gas is $4/gal when ballots drop... hoo boy...

Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Time is so fake, “oh we added more daylight” no you didn’t, daylight is portioned by the cosmos repent of your hubris

Change your clocks tonight! Change them into doves. Release them into the cold March sky. A single feather drifts down, but your clocks are gone. Hold onto the feather, keep it safe. One day the clocks will return, if they love you.

Some time in the last few years, I was in a deep depression hole and huddled under a stack of pillows said I'd only watch Ted Lasso with the wife when we had a baby.

Tonight, the baby is asleep on their lap and my God, Jason Sudekis is just relentlessly charming, huh?

Watching the #WBC is just like bonus post-season and it's such a terrific experience.

The stakes are negative.

It's just fun, man.

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

According to my Kindle, I'm now almost a quarter of the way through this epic and I now fully get why this is a classic.

Merlin can do anything and Arthur has absolutely no chill. My man is straight hostile.

Hell yeah!

No lie!

Okay, but it's now on my bucket list to watch the WBC in the Tokyo Dome.

Seems like a peak experience.

It makes all the difference in the world!

You can tell who's comfortable and who's not!

My favorite thing about that clip of Bill Clinton flirting with Nancy Mace is that:

1. Clearly intentional
2. Clearly effective

It totally throws off her entire line of questioning, like instantly.

You think Billy hasn't run into Nancy's type for years on end?

A professional flirt.

A campaign manager should be able to organize *the entire electorate* or they shouldn't have their job!

Controversial take to dudes in khakis / chicks in J Crew on U Street, but I stand by it!

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

I have, unfortunately, read enough of this unabridged translation of L'Morte d'Arthur that I'm now fully invested and can't distinguish which things of fates and knights and worship I've dreamed in the wee hours and which things I've read to the child to get them back to sleep before dawn.

It's such a simple kindness and it costs nothing!

My stance on this, for some time, is that not being comfortable doing "ethnic" outreach among senior campaign staff is disqualifying and segregationist, because POC organizers, of course know how to organize white people, why is the opposite not also an expectation?

I'm cheering for the DR with everything I have because I'll give my left foot to watch Vladimir Guerrero Jr dance with glee.

🚨🚨🚨URGENTE🚨🚨🚨

he’s eliminating the Oklahoma Sooners 🙌🏻 thank you sir!!!!

Oh, but we are both dead, for sure.

For years, my birthday present to myself has been a day out by myself.

Sometimes it's dinner and a walk, others it's a festival pass. But it's a truly lovely experience to wander by oneself, however you approach it.

“According to Visit Oakland, which is hosting the event with the city, Liu opted not to have a parade and instead asked for ‘a celebration that shines a light on Oakland’s vibrant community and talented local artists.’”

I JUST LOVE HER 😭

lots of fog and rain in nyc right now….

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky