Little Fiery Mario

I'll only go back if they coat every product in a thin sheen of seed oil

Well done!! Just know that some day I may come to you with a similar request

Do it

the american people need to see how utterly depraved and contemptuous of human life these people are

The administration, represented here by the Nazi from Indiana Jones with the burned hand, is listening and learning

The dingdang Straits of Hormuz

I agree so much, I love seeing these

What can you even say? These people deserve their inevitable humiliation and the nation deserves journalists with more self-respect.

The relief you feel when you look in and it's not pixelated

Yesssss

Oh :| yes, her. Thank you for the correction; my apologies to her. I think I'll just delete the orig.

You’ve made me think of DJT having trouble staying afloat in a swimming pool and it’s very funny

Remember what I said about how, when Trump is flailing, they start inserting a fake, fictional Trump into their stories, who is acting rationally and sanely?

oh hey a solid reminder that alone with a million other reasons one of the reasons Iran is so "powerful" today is because we killed Saddam Hussein in 2006 and created a power vacuum in the region and then in 2018 blew up our agreements with them

If you’re a Democratic member of Congress who trusts the Trump regime to take military action without Congressional authorization, you should immediately resign.

You’ve already abdicated your responsibility to uphold the constitution—please just vacate your seat. You are worse than useless.

Well he’s stopped 942 wars so he can have 1 new war as a treat

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

[biggest loser in the world voice] warfighters

time traveler from 12 months from now just sent me this

Terrible sleep score

You having a baby?

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

There's no excuse for that cat not to get a job

The virgin side chooser vs The chad "that's crazy bro"

A man with Coprolaliac Tourette’s Syndrome (award-nominated for a film about his disorder) yelling the N-word at Black actors on stage, is an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. A trolley problem for a new era. It’s a Woke 2.0 cosmic test of some kind. Too on the nose to engage with.

I know *nothing* about it, but I feel pretty confident guessing that Black people have made great comedy out of this

Probably the most noteworthy thing Franklin Roosevelt did via executive order was extraconstitutionally imprison 125,000 Americans of Japanese descent, which perhaps ought to tell us something.

Many such cases

Yeah man let's vote for Republicans!!!