Hugo (parody)

Jurassic Park 1 & 2 walked so FNAF Security Breach 1 & 2 could run

this whole thing is made so much funnier by the autocorrect underlining on "MindsEye" 😭

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

book in a 2nd meeting just to discuss this incredibly pressing business

stand-up got derailed talking about how to make alcohol from cheese earlier today, happens to the best of us 😔

Every time you speak up - and every time you don't - there are people watching and learning about you and the world you help create.

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.

Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

sometimes i fear my friends will see my letterboxd reviews and it skews how i rate things

we need an anti-rain dance smh

keyboard go click click click : )

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

secret 3rd option, he broke his phone crowd surfing at a metal gig

I’ve made the decision to *not* step out of my comfort zone anymore. To *not* try new things. To say “no” more often. To choose “staying home with my dog” over most invites.

I’m entering my stubborn old man era 💅🏽

having "man with ADHD" as a type is all fun & games until you have to work out if he's ghosting you or simply has forgotten you exist

wow right in front of my salad, Kirsty?

the idea that making art is embarrassing if you don't do it well enough to make a career out of it is an objectively harmful and toxic brainworm.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

a friend & i were chatting abt there being no games to help learn regex, i think you saw into our brains

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

spending the weekend in my own apartment, cooking a lot of nice meals & baked goods

i am in my happy place 😌

Just Another Face is one of my most-played songs, i agree with your findings 🙂‍↕️

i think someone at Remedy wormed their way into my brain and pitched the exact game i needed to play in 2026

Something mind-bending is coming. A cosmic entity that is reshaping our reality into a geophysical nightmare. Pace yourself. It’s gonna get weirder.

CONTROL Resonant releases in 2026. Wishlist now!

#CONTROLResonant

*slaps metal baby* this lil guy is only 2 months and we've fed him every record of war and conflict we could find

extremely funny to me that pro-AI folks often conflate LLMs with artificial sentience

the most popular novel where an artificial sentience is fed the ENTIRETY of human knowledge is I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, which we all know has a happy ending.

it's almost the end of the year. if you took any photos of pretty bugs please share them ✨🐝

also i made a game about taking photos of bugs so pretty on brand

personally it was the year of the bee