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@okapijones

She/her. 30-something millennial. Adam Driver / #Reylo + shibas. A bunch of possums in a trenchcoat. More than slightly feral. #Reylofic writer. Author now? Fuck AI. Publishing updates: @michelle-c-harris.bsky.social https://okapijones.com/

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For the record, I also told him to DO IT, so if you’re at the event and you see a dude dressed in a suit following me and Ali around like a big puppy wearing sunglasses and struggling to maintain a mean-mug, that’s what going on

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...don't be surprised if this is a book I write later.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just had my hottest 30-something grad student offer to follow me around in a full suit and earpiece as my pretend-but-also-real bodyguard at my book release event.

He's Romanian.

Feel free to do what you will with this information.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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taking it all in

06.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HEAR ME OUT

If fries in a frosty work...

06.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

06.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 5805 πŸ” 337 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 103
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06.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Fine Line by Penelope Guinn is a delicious feast of a small town romance that pairs well with pulled pork sandwiches, mac n' cheese, fried okra, and sweet tea. It has my vote!

@danaripleywrites

A Fine Line by Penelope Guinn is a delicious feast of a small town romance that pairs well with pulled pork sandwiches, mac n' cheese, fried okra, and sweet tea. It has my vote! @danaripleywrites

@penguinnwrites.bsky.social's A Fine Line captures southern small town life perfectly, and it shows the hope, joy, and dedication people put into building a better future.

And the romance? If you like smart characters, sharp banter, and have a competence kink, this one's for you!

5/5

05.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all I'm saying is...

...would. Maybe? Actually yes. Probably.

06.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is making a funny face with her eyes closed ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her eyes closed

My exact reaction:

06.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a monochromatic freehand digital painting of Adam Driver, light shining on the crown of his head and the tips of the waves of his hair as he glances down, gently knitted brow shading lowered eyes, light catching on the crest of his left cheekbone and running down the length of his nose, the soft tangle of his beard further shadowing his upper lip and tucked chin.

a monochromatic freehand digital painting of Adam Driver, light shining on the crown of his head and the tips of the waves of his hair as he glances down, gently knitted brow shading lowered eyes, light catching on the crest of his left cheekbone and running down the length of his nose, the soft tangle of his beard further shadowing his upper lip and tucked chin.

happy 1st anniversary to adam's theater workshop blitz in his hometown
"Adam Driver #149 (Mishawaka, 5 Mar 2025)"
first posted 31 dec 2025
digital painting / #art / #AdamDriver
read the essay here: buff.ly/bplF9mi
or on ao3 here: buff.ly/EYnbMGw

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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edit of the day: i wanted to edit hades with the blue lights and all but i can’t shake the thought that he ended up looking like jesus

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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made this rey 🍊

06.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Aftercare my beloved. Touch-starved space wizards my beloved. #reyloww cause this is turning into a series of #nsfw illustrations

04.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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More heiress and bodyguard Reylo??? :)

#reyloart #reylo

04.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re doing the lord’s work

04.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you don’t wanna know how long & how many files i went through but i finally found the shot of the β€œadam driver bar”

04.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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adam actually changed the voice animation game with the β€œadam driver bar” which is now apparently quite popular & well-known

03.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

thank you wyatt russell for the most perfect & correct sound byte

03.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ik commenting is hard, but u don't have to write a dissertation- even β€œthis was amazing” or β€œi loved this” makes writers happy. it feels like some people treat fic writers like untouchable writing machines and don’t realize they’re fellow fans, who likely would love chatting abt their work with u

03.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 487 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 13
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There they are!

They’re REAL!

03.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been waiting to show the full wrap until I had a final copy in my hands, but here she is in all her glory:

A LATTE LIKE LOVE with art from @cndcrd.bsky.social on the front - and also on the back. πŸ₯ΉπŸ©·

(The back art has been my phone lock screen wallpaper for like 10 months now lol)

03.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I just walked 20 lbs of [very valuable] paper into my office lolololol

03.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BIG DAY BECAUSE I JUST GOT SOMETHING ELSE

03.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
AO3 comment. Transcribed text: β€œHi. So I really love this fic and wanted to reread it last noght while ao3 was down. In the process I found out someone had listed it as a published book on goodreads. It looks like there isn’t an easy way to report listed books as errors, so I thought I’d let you know. Sorry. It’s a sign someone really loved this fic I imagine, but from other authors’ comments when this happened to them I assume it’s also frustrating and violating. Sorry again.”

AO3 comment. Transcribed text: β€œHi. So I really love this fic and wanted to reread it last noght while ao3 was down. In the process I found out someone had listed it as a published book on goodreads. It looks like there isn’t an easy way to report listed books as errors, so I thought I’d let you know. Sorry. It’s a sign someone really loved this fic I imagine, but from other authors’ comments when this happened to them I assume it’s also frustrating and violating. Sorry again.”

I love when people enjoy my work but also appreciate this person giving me a heads-up about my fics being on GoodReads, which I do NOT love. There’s something gross about hobbyist work created for fun getting a star rating. No one signed up for that. Even if it’s meant as a compliment, please don’t.

03.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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(And yes: there are Easter eggs scattered EVERYWHERE in here πŸ‘€πŸ₯°)

03.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’d like to know what exactly’s going on, well…

You’ll just have to read it.

There are only two weeks left to wait. πŸ’•β˜•οΈ

In the meantime, these sweethearts are waiting for you.

03.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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✨ART REVEAL✨

by the incredible @buriedbloom.bsky.social πŸ₯ΉπŸ©·

A cropped version of this scene from the epilogue of A LATTE LIKE LOVE will be one of my art prints available at my in person release event party with Ali Hazelwood at @bookpeople.com on March 20th.

Thank you, Sal! 😭🩷

03.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

listen i love ao3 as much as the next guy but ive seen people quit fic writing over the past few years because people comment and engage with authors way less, and then everyone still freaks out when ao3 goes down- if a fic is irreplaceable to u, let the author know!

03.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 2180 πŸ” 1326 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 90
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Don't mind me I'm just figuring out new ways to colour stuff over on Patreon.

#nsfw #reyloart

"Don't ever make me do that again," he pleads in his exhaustion, finally daring to break his vow and touch her.

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