Under the Deep Bluesky

Ok boss, got all these swords hammered out into ploughshares and the spears to pruning hooks just like y...wait what's happening now?

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

people want glasses that give them HUDs for nerd and/or evil reasons, while i want a HUD that just tells me "you are low as shit on vitamin d and that's why you're so tired, you dumb bitch"

Emporer Qin Shi Huang telling you "hold my beer" and handing you a can that weights 3/4 of a pound

Super-Tyrant: I tried to cover up but I found I’m at my most powerful when I’m most vulnerable

A forged iron hand chime with a single bell in the center, it's heart shaped and covered in thorny vines

Briaredheart Chime

lays-style commercial with a bittersweet country song in the background where a kid on a really old computer is learning how to make viruses from his mother and then it cuts to him as an old guy teaching his daughter how to make viruses on a new computer

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Has there ever been wiser words said, than “my tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government“?

adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes

This is the endpoint of ~HOPEITY HOPE~ as a mandate for genre fiction storytelling

A plate of birria nachos topped with sour cream, cholula sauce, parsley (don’t judge I can’t stand coriander) and spring onions

Cooked up what was gonna be birria tacos and ended up being birria nachos for Erin’s birthday yesterday. So tasty, and I’ve got leftovers for the next three days 😂 might’ve accidentally gassed the landlord when he came to fix the shower while I was soaking the chillies 😅

So close to getting home from work to play; glad it’s a long weekend over here 😂

What are step sisters meant to do now, just stay stuck in the washing machine?

who up craving the strength and certainty of steel

A drawing of a bearded man wearing a headphone and glasses, wielding a single thong, as an enormous cockroach dives at him from above

Throwback to this excellent piece of art by the illustrious @senplus.bsky.social depicting that one time I did mortal combat with a cockroach during one of our recordings

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”

OH MY GOD SHUT UP

sorry, i'm still working my way through the first 39,999 warhammers

ignore it all you want. the behelit will find you at the crucial moment.

When I first saw this owl back in 2004 I laughed for seven minutes straight

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Oooh it looks good!

he looks just like his dad ❤️

ok had to draw this too

if manga is so woke why havent they made herserk

Sony has pulled a generational bag fumble, and in my opinion, it's all downstream from Jim Ryan's leadership going all-in on the Live Service model and having nearly every studio working on one (Bluepoint was working on a God of War live service) and what we're seeing is the long tailed fallout.