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Rise like Lions after slumber, in unvanquishable number. Shake your chains to earth like dew. Which in sleep, had fallen on you. Ye are many, they are few!

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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

09.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2651 πŸ” 599 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 197
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08.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why the USA can't afford anything.

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1199 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 16
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🀣🀣

08.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 5816 πŸ” 1486 πŸ’¬ 206 πŸ“Œ 95
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08.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 654 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
Asked if the US attacked a desalination plant in Iran, Pres. Trump says Iranians are "among the most evil people ever on earth."
"They cut babies' heads offβ€”they chop women in half..."
"I know nothing about a desalinization plant, other than to say, if they're complaining about a desalinization plant, we complain about the fact they shouldn't be chopping babies' heads off."
Trump envoy Steve Witkoff and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth can be seen nodding in agreement.

Asked if the US attacked a desalination plant in Iran, Pres. Trump says Iranians are "among the most evil people ever on earth." "They cut babies' heads offβ€”they chop women in half..." "I know nothing about a desalinization plant, other than to say, if they're complaining about a desalinization plant, we complain about the fact they shouldn't be chopping babies' heads off." Trump envoy Steve Witkoff and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth can be seen nodding in agreement.

A pretty clear demonstration here of how the lies told to sell the destruction of the Gaza Strip to the public helped to create the structure of impunity required to destroy as much as possible of other countries too

08.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 526 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 22

Afforded a house and kids one a single salary?

08.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.

This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.

(πŸŽ₯ Vahid Online)

08.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 9433 πŸ” 5682 πŸ’¬ 961 πŸ“Œ 1048

The US government here, doing it's utmost to ensure the success of any terrorist atrocities waged on US soil!

This is simply incredible!

08.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

07.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think my heart could take it if it were today!

I thought I was going to pass out at the time! 🀣

07.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The streets of Tel Aviv are deserted, nearly every building has a subterranean bomb shelter.

The civilian casualties will be greatly lessened by this fact, but I'm sure you are correct.

Turkish news is very good at the moment πŸ‘

07.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only surprised it took this long!

He & Campbell will go to their graves convinced Iraq was justified!

Neo-con warhawks is the American term, I'd say the cap fits very fucking well! 😑

07.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is serious shit! It is looking more and more likely that 157 schoolgirls were killed due to AI!

When is enough actually enough, America?

07.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking wrong-uns in Oldham! We call em yonners for good reason! 🀣

07.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down

Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace

Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs

Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

07.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 21035 πŸ” 6983 πŸ’¬ 559 πŸ“Œ 253

Doesn't the US already have 2, and half a dozen air bases?

For what POSSIBLE reason is our carrier's presence considered a necessity? 😑

07.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This proves it was the F18 that shot down those US F15's

There was no exhaust plume visible from the missile prior to impact, and they were at a lower altitude than we see these attain whilst still in the burn phase!

AIM-9's use smokeless fuel

07.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's a terrible look πŸ™ˆπŸ€£

07.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown and white dog with a concerned look sits up straight and looks into the camera. On the floor next to them is an animal skin rug with matching coloring to theirs.

A brown and white dog with a concerned look sits up straight and looks into the camera. On the floor next to them is an animal skin rug with matching coloring to theirs.

sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1730 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 11

Brilliant 🀣🀣

07.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are US jets still flying in and out of Bahrain? Genuine question, as if they are, I would guess that is the justification.

07.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 12273 πŸ” 3836 πŸ’¬ 1078 πŸ“Œ 284
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a woman in a bride 's veil is talking to another woman ALT: a woman in a bride 's veil is talking to another woman

*I considered punctuation but

07.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their one proper song

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Should have been written-off where he lay

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know what scares me more than anything else mate?

The fact I've resigned myself to the fact we ARE going to have to fight for what we believe in, at some point in our lifetime!

It scares me because it makes us all worse-off

07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But John stated he has neither the resource, nor the time to do so.

I was attempting to affirm him & support his continued podcasting endeavours.

You, however, felt our need to know that you hate podcast apps & would prefer to see expressions, is more pertinent to the conversation.

06.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a little schoolboy there!

-With his big desk

-With his big book with waterproof pages in case he spills his water

-With his idiot-proof "Don't let him spill the f*cking water... In fact, why do we even fricking NEED the water??"-Lid

And his MASSIVELY too big false teeth!

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*too struggled

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0