Willowchomp

Prices at the pump up nearly 80 cents per in about a week in NE TX.

Seems do-able: I have a couple closet door mirrors in my shed that I can donate. Should I send them directly to mr musk or wait for further instructions? If we all pitch in and do our part that band of mirrors will be up and reflecting by year’s end.

Yep, used to follow/listen to this expert until I ran into ongoing nonsense like this. The Climate Catastrophe IS; heads, hearts, prayers, denials, postponements are all inconsequential to the discussion especially from a climate scientist. Just around the corner and on THIS block not down the road

And you ‘feel’ the filling of your diaper that was just changed an hour ago. No one will notice the stench: Carry On Sir Shetsalot!

Hope all that prayer ‘sweat’ and ‘drool’ doesn’t stain the carpet. Dog bless his little heart.

I believe the former Superintendent of Schools is still looking for employment. He’s already watched his latest batch of p*rn, so he’s ready to serve OK again.

Pedoprez loves the uneducated; OK is a great place to find ‘em.

Yes and the circumcision didn’t do you any favors. Grift that Medicare, Scotty.

Plus we have middle fingers that are longer than our pinkies—no, not that pinkie, our little finger.

I hear they’re going to form a stand up comedy team: Chip& Crench. Coming to a local rodeo, motorX or Walmart parking lot near you. Only in TX.

Oh please, JT is a fraud. Won’t be long before the sheen comes off to reveal the fool’s gold underneath. Book it. Con man gonna con.

JT is a fraud; the con is on. Look out if he gets elected.

Perfect, he’s right.

JT is a fraud; book it.

JT is a fraud and TX Dems will regret not voting for the intelligent black woman. Again.

Tiny hands dude ripping tiny brain/heart dude a new one. He’s so manly when he’s mad.

Well we can see the genetic boneheadedness made it through so the spurs can’t be far behind. It’s a condition aggravated by drafts.

And we’re all awaiting the day when you are disposed as well. Dump the trumpster!

Exactly but 2060; dream on. Try 2030 on for size b/c who needs 10C when 3-4C will do the trick.

She doesn’t look Somalian to me but it could be the lighting.

It takes hold when one is stuck in magaland east texas and just watches the local news.

Porn-again xristians on the march. Like cockroaches in NYC: they’re everywhere!

Oh no, homo imbecilicus is skating on thin ice again. Margaritas on the house!

Beavers working the night shift: they now have a series of four dams and new ponds in response to county road hooligans emptying their main pond for a new culvert install. The beavers and I are reconstructing that pond away from the reach of the dinosauric monster equipment. I work the day shift.

Gosh, he’s so clever and deranged; an all around ‘tariffic’ guy—and rotten to the core.

Maybe Vonnegut, Faulkner, Steinbeck, EH, and TH.

In a world of stephen a smiths be/celebrate Sgt. Henry Johnson.

In-the-Box

Ghost trees on the beaver pond offer nesting/perching sites for all manner of birds: woodpeckers, kingfishers, warblers, even egrets. We leave most of them to fall in their own time—often standing for a decade. At that point many become ‘sundecks’ for the pond turtles.

Friend? Not when they strip your fig trees of fruit every night. I live trap and relocate to yonder woods.