Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Go. Scram. Fuck off there and don’t come back. You can enjoy supporting the shit out of it all day every day. Leave tonight bitch.

I just realized that's how he spelled it (mutilization) in his stupid fucking truth social post about the SAVE act.

i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)

It's interesting, the mods.

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I'm getting tinnitus from all the history that keeps echoing.

by Gleenn Gronwald

"We've had one Winter, yes. What about Second Winter?"

What the hell time is it even anyway

Fucking pathetic boozy ratfuck warmongering sycophant

WE APOLOGISE AGAIN FOR THE FAULT IN THE [VIDEO]. THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED, HAVE BEEN SACKED.

Lucas was a real one

A poster for F1: The Movie The poster has a Formula 1 race car and several characters from the movie featured (with Brad Pitt being centered) above the words "Brad Pitt" and a stylized font of "F1" beneath it, and "the movie" beneath that

Even though I've seen this movie and I can, in fact, read, I can't help but look at this and see:
BRAD PITT
[ THE MOVIE ]

Woke up with the phrase ‘Will Arnett’s Celebrity Pajama Party’ in my head. Is that a thing? Should it be?

The Old Dark Frog, hungry and angry, jumps rope while Frog looks on. From "Shivers" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

“He jumped fifty times. ‘I am getting hungrier,’ said the Dark Frog.

He jumped ninety times. ‘I am very hungry now!’ said the Dark Frog.”

Sherman wasn't allowed to go far enough

Me, seeing the light of salvation approaching: I forgot to take my meds

For further exposition may I present @jacobandrews.bsky.social old comic, For Lack Of A Better Comic.

Read all these names in John Cleese's voice.

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Couldn't restrain myself and made this into a Linkedin post

Tim Sheehy is punk ass bitch, no offense to bitches

An enhanced photo of George W. Bush smiling

Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby