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Zev زيف זאב

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I reskeet better than I skeet Jerusalem Opinions are my brother’s, he’s not the online ✡️🍁🦅🕎

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It’s not a “war” unless someone throws a spear with sacrificial pigs blood into a symbolic plot of land of the enemy

09.03.2026 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me: hello i would like to look at the website please
website: whoa there pardner! what’s your hurry! you still have to accept cookies!
me: ok. can i look now
website: you don’t want 10% off your first purchase?!
me: do i have to or
website: TOO SLOW! the page is reloading! due to your failures!

09.03.2026 21:03 👍 365 🔁 44 💬 10 📌 1

I have a canal idea

09.03.2026 19:47 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

I’m still calling it the Land of Jacob

08.03.2026 20:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 👍 7573 🔁 2306 💬 32 📌 40

Mentally mapping out a four quadrant graph that categorizes people based on whether they think violently ousting an oppressive regime is good or bad and whether they think the IRI is good or bad

08.03.2026 16:19 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Rav’s wife would constantly aggravate him.
When he would say to her: Prepare me lentils, she would prepare him peas; if he asked her for peas, she would prepare him lentils.

- Yevamot 63a

Rav’s wife would constantly aggravate him. When he would say to her: Prepare me lentils, she would prepare him peas; if he asked her for peas, she would prepare him lentils. - Yevamot 63a

Observing International Women’s day by honoring my ancestors, particularly Rav’s wife who would prepare him lentils when he asked for peas and peas when he asked for lentils 🫡

08.03.2026 17:03 👍 58 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

The long Greco-Persian war

08.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m team “the Grinch has a cloaca”

08.03.2026 13:24 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

You didn't lose an hour of sleep — an hour of sleep lost YOU. You were always too good for that hour of sleep anyway. Now it's time to slut it up and find a NEW hour

08.03.2026 12:08 👍 326 🔁 83 💬 3 📌 1

The Times They Are A-Changin’ is ironically a timeless song still relevant today

08.03.2026 12:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Destroying each others desalinization plants I’m sure will be fine

08.03.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Machines are conscious but only printers and their evil souls

08.03.2026 11:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s 40 percent fluff

08.03.2026 08:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My handsome boy Gandalf

08.03.2026 06:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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the worst person you know be like

08.03.2026 06:25 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 1
BELLA CIAO - RANA CHOIR (Farsi, Hebrew, Arabic)
BELLA CIAO - RANA CHOIR (Farsi, Hebrew, Arabic) YouTube video by Rana Choir מקהלת ראנה جوقة رانة

Lift up women’s voices.

This version of Bella Ciao was recorded last year in Farsi, Arabic, and Hebrew by the Jewish-Arab women’s choir Rana, based in Jaffa. It was first dedicated to the women of Iran, and later to all women living in war.

youtu.be/kBJoGGfNzUg?...

08.03.2026 01:16 👍 64 🔁 22 💬 4 📌 1

Leave Wakko, Yakko, and most importantly Dot ALONE

07.03.2026 22:51 👍 47 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

I want to see the CEO of smart TVs put in their email and password using that stupid remote

07.03.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not not be a doomer but this Iran war might get a lot worse

07.03.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like that Canada has major political parties like “liberal”, “conservative”, and “French”

07.03.2026 16:15 👍 1025 🔁 100 💬 28 📌 12

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

06.03.2026 22:56 👍 1642 🔁 213 💬 22 📌 13

Evangelical Podcaster Bro: liberals always misinterpret the line “swords into plowshares,” clearly the real meaning is to remind men to be careful when sheathing their sword so that they don’t cut their dick off. This line also makes it clear that women shouldn’t have credit cards. I am very smart

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 31 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

WHY DO PERSIAN JEWS LIVE IN LA

WHAT HAPPENED TO IRAN'S JEWS THAT THEYRE SUCH A SMALL PART OF IRAN'S POPULATION

06.03.2026 18:02 👍 676 🔁 84 💬 16 📌 4

Spending untold billions of dollars to give a computer clinical depression

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 2

Counselling a bochur with a rough past on his yeshiva applications

06.03.2026 14:46 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

No offence but how do 39 of you follow this absolutely delusional person

06.03.2026 15:18 👍 64 🔁 6 💬 10 📌 0

Don’t tell the antisemites how to say “husband” in Hebrew

06.03.2026 10:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

06.03.2026 01:27 👍 7213 🔁 986 💬 267 📌 136

It implies that we are visitors in someone else’s country.

05.03.2026 23:24 👍 3421 🔁 682 💬 147 📌 12