Hedonism IV: Skull Island

Thanks bud

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.

BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?

BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

[ominously] send her to Free Parking

It does a really good job. Apparently I should be in charge of everything

I'm opposed to AI for all the appropriate reasons, but my employer both pays for and requires me to use it, so I just want it on the record I spend all those tokens telling it to glaze me

[looking at myself in the mirror, wearing the same bathrobe I've been wearing all day] I got this shit on fr

Amazon data center bombed in UAE

We know one side is definitely doing this

I like to think both sides of this conflict are furiously refreshing Twitter and firing missiles to respond to annoying posts

It’s finally real life y’all

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

Lying about what the model can do is the point. If the model kills people, you blame the model. If the administration decides to have the model kill people, it lies and blames the model

The administration says it's "on the hook" for the legality, which doesn't mean it can't scapegoat

Forced to separate the art from the artist because I can no longer poop normally

The Vatican apparently has beef with the Gumb law firm on multiple fronts

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

"How is Barry Chandelier in it MORE now?!"

The bowling argument

Glem setting up an Elaborate Mechanism during jury selection and the immediate aftermath

Boy Cherise's aunt (that does come into play)

Irene pointing at Kevin and saying "I'll k*ll you slow"

Rodent kink

Few shows have the courage to teach the truth about smoking

The curse of Glem

Sheila has the greatest response to "Do you enjoy Tolstoy?" of all time and the delivery is like half of it

More Strip Law stuff I love 🧵

*tips fedora* ma'amateuressor

It's going to be a golden age for the former fighter pilot or CIA agent with no beliefs and zero charisma

The US Men's Olympic Hockey Team sat there and cheered as Trump said the most racist things imaginable about Minnesotans

The most shameful day in US sports history

I think Irene is my favorite character