Jodie Burton

Latex?

Stuff is overrated.

You can have my dirty Kleenexes.

What if we kissed under the animatronic George Washington from the Simpsons?

My favourite part is finding baby Haman in the filling of a hamentaschen.

Shit, now the dog’s got it.

Fuck yeah!

I have a special talent for predicting these things.

Dolly the puppy with mommy’s pink slipper

Samesies.

Huzzah! But did you look “tired”?

May his memory be a blessing. I miss my dad so much.

Everybody poops, why not?

Bow down to Frankie, our new overlord.

Life is what happens between successful bowel movements.

I personally had 3 people die on the Neurology service from influenza A in Nov/Dec. I’ve never seen that before in my life.

Oh Sherri Tenpenny, how I miss your batshit crazy.

You are a boon to mankind and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Butter is love. Sounds amazing.

Any particular recipe? I love Marcella Hazan’s bolognese recipe that’s essentially half butter.

This might replace Fucking Fabulous as my room entrance song

The best day is when they’re playing Hall and Oats in the grocery store. I sing Maneater to perfect strangers and I’m a fucking delight.

She’s not Jewish anymore, we’ve excommunicated/exorcised her.

I am older than the combined age of my pilot and copilot.

Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.

I have dabbled in resistance baking once or twice. I hope for you a joyful upcoming Nowruz.

That’s the name of our pub trivia group.

I miss my sculpture while I’m away for the year.

I’m low key obsessed with Bean TikTok.

Oh, this gives me...feelings.

I know, I didn’t need to feel old today.