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jamie (they/them)

@zerojokes

πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ nonbinary, queer, polyam, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff.

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logannnnnn I want you to wear fancy shirts and harnesses more often

09.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 5 and I can’t get over it

09.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love my friends

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you know I’ll go into overtime

08.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hottttttt

08.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

well you can come over and **** my face

08.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

they why is mainly for the second two options

08.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why?

08.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PinkPantheress Illegal (Four Tet remix) appreciation post

07.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

at cc’s because it’s before 8 pm

07.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in the process of making a bad decision

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

the β€œyellow line” mentioned in the light rail stations is piss

07.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI can’t believe she’s 70” well I can’t believe she didn’t share her doctor

07.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would’ve been the loudest sissy in front of Iman too

07.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah basically

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not so fast

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate performance goals. I don’t have goals, I just work. Leave me the fuck alone.

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

just left the house for the first time in 4 days

06.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

By popular request, Rep. Brianna Thomas's comments ahead of the passage of SB 6002, regulating Automatic Licence Plate Reader technology. She was the only Democrat to vote no.

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
An elementary school in the Iranian capital Tehran’s Niloufar Square has been struck in US-Israeli attacks, according to Iranian Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei.

Baghaei on Friday shared a video on X, purportedly showing Shahid Hamedani School with students before and after the attack, without elaborating on the circumstances or the number of casualties.

An elementary school in the Iranian capital Tehran’s Niloufar Square has been struck in US-Israeli attacks, according to Iranian Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei. Baghaei on Friday shared a video on X, purportedly showing Shahid Hamedani School with students before and after the attack, without elaborating on the circumstances or the number of casualties.

The US and Israel have apparently attacked another elementary school in Iran, this one in Tehran.

www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 27

take that back

06.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

deleted that joke because it was bad judgment to pander to gaymers

06.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the editing this is so Nouvelle Fague

06.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you add the secret word bit into the live performance

06.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

counting down the days when we're the same age so you can't bully me again (about that) for a few months

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2104 πŸ” 487 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 14
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a woman is sitting in a chair with the words hi georgia written above her ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words hi georgia written above her
06.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more like Mama Yasss

06.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

faggy is a gender-inclusive term in this case

06.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm only engaging with new "rock music" if at least two of the band members look faggy

06.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0