At this point, I'd settle for a John Wilkes Booth or Lee Harvey Oswald!

Marco Rubio is about as Cuban as Jon Favreau...

He's got Cuban ancestry, but he's about as blanco as they come.

According to him they also conspired with Epstein to rape young girls

They're truly putting the 'duh' in Florida.

DHS detains US citizen from Evanston at O'Hare, releases her in Wisconsin after nearly 2 days The woman's family said federal agents told them that she was not in custody despite her phone location previously showing her at the Broadview facility.

DHS, TSA, Border Patrol, ICE...dig a big hole and dump them all in.

Fucking assholes.

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100% of them are correct...

Cymru, ni ein hunain.

A free Scotland and a United Ireland!

Always happy to see @angelabarnes.bsky.social on "Mock the Week".

Still wondering if Frankie Boyle will be making an appearance this season...

@daraobriain.bsky.social, how about it?

#MocktheWeek

I suspect the reason we have Ted Cruz somehow involves a Monkey's Paw...

In last night's "Last Week Tonight", John Oliver laid out all the reasons why Elon Musk should be drawn-and-quartered in a public setting for his key role in cutting USAID.

DOGE employees didn't get off lightly either.

In 2029, I expect these people to be indicted...

Today I learned that David Tran (the owner/founder of Sriracha) is a lying, thieving p.o.s. who now sells a garbage product.

Underwood Farms makes their own version of Sriracha (using the original peppers that Huy Fong no longer uses).

@mcfadden.bsky.social with another one.

That gambling addict looks a lot like Zuckerberg...

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I've always enjoyed Hopper's use of colour to contrast light and shadow.

If these folks are so anxious to enter the afterlife, I say we help them out.

Your parents or grandparents probably described the gas lines of the 1970s.

Y'all about to get a chance to live it if this shit keeps up.

Bold of him to assume Trump has a plan.

U.S. orders staff to leave Saudi Arabia as Iran war spreads and oil surges above $110 The U.S. ordered non-emergency government staff to leave Saudi Arabia as the widening Iran war rattled markets and sent oil prices surging above $110 per barrel.

I think it peaked at $115/barrel.

IF every $1 increase yields appr. a 3 cent increase at the pump, that will mean $1.05 increase over the cost of petrol last Monday!

Donald Trump has found yet another way to FUCK the people of the world.

Epstein Files: Newly released photo shows man resembling Prince Andrew with young woman on his lap Andrew denied the allegations but agreed to settle the case out of court. The settlement meant the lawsuit did not proceed to trial.

My guess? It's him.

We already know he likes raping kids.

It's very simple; she's not a sociopath. That's all it is. Anyone who hoards the amount of wealth that Bezos, Musk, and Zuckerberg do obviously suffer from deep psychological dysfunction that makes them lack empathy.

They didn't have a clue that's what turned off voters and it showed in post-election reports. The US needs to treat Israel and Israeli lobbying groups like AIPAC as radioactive.

Jon Stewart Helps Chicagoan See the NYC Pizza Light | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

I love both type of pizza but NYC's is a lot more diner-friendly.

Only a chair?