cats_hell_yeah

A man's bathroom that looks like a man's bathroom. Dirty laundry abounds. Ginger tabby cat is sitting in front of his food dish, eating but also looking at me bc im beautiful.

Scene of the crime my vigilance narrowly averted. Before you judge me, this is my son's bathroom not mine, he's a grownass man, there is only so much I can do about the chaos.
& yeah I know food location is not optimal, think what you want but no need to share. You're not my mom.
#caturday

Uh ma'am I think there's suspicious activity in the bathroom that might represent a national security threat, I volunteer to go check it out
#caturday

Nothing to see here lady. Move along. We just like the view
#caturday

To kill a mockingbird.

Cool you piece of shit, do what you want. But make no mistake. We know exactly who and what you are and it is really, really ugly.

Hands down best platner diss ever

[pic of coach from glee (my doctor)] I'm gonna share a thought that is so frickin' stupid and dismissive mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Ryan grim is not a "journalist" and never has been and I'm beginning to wonder when people are going to realize his employer is as problematic as he is

Today was supposed to be a day where I spoke to no drs and/or dealt with no stupid dr shit so I could keep my calm, focus on my job, not spin out of control, yada yada yada.

That ship sailed by 10 this morning.

The 1st floor demons. Listen to them. LISTEN AS MY SON SMITES THEM WITH HIS GROWLS.

he is my hero

Hey either I have celiac or I dont have celiac, both you drs cant be right. One of you is wrong and I think an appropriate consequence for that wrongness is you get slimed by some form of bodily fluid in a very, very, very large quantity

post some baked goods

(please and thank you and fuck ICE)

Graham Platner would be John Fetterman with Nazi baggage. Hard pass.

Love to pay double in energy bills so a leprechaun can fly to Italy to fail to chug a beer

Ginger tabby cat sleeping on his side, face covered, on top of a dark blue paisley duvet on my bed

So cozy on the new duvet
#caturday on sunday

See the snow out the window? Notice how the grooming stops? Hear my son stomp down the stairs? Listen to him greet the 1st floor demons?
#caturday on a Sunday
(Sound up)

Grey tabby cat with white markings lying on his back on top of a navy paisley duvet, looking at camera, photo caught him at the moment of licking his chops. Ginger tabby photo bombing in the distance, in front of window

I put an actual duvet on the bed like a grownup, that tongue may or may not be an expression of approval
#caturday

This form of mental exercise may cut dementia risk for decades A study finds that people who did one specific form of brain training in the 1990s were less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over the next 20 years.

A study finds that people who did one specific form of brain training in the 1990s were less likely to be diagnosed with dementia over the next 20 years. n.pr/4aCuAJv

37 days in jail bc he couldn't pay a TWO MILLION DOLLAR BOND. Bc he wouldn't delete a Facebook post.

Obscene does not begin to describe this.

Grey tabby cat with white chest executing a perfect loaf on my bed

If loafing were a competitive Olympic sport I'd be in Italy right now watching him kick the British shorthair's ass
#caturday

Never deleting this one, hands down my funniest cat skeet ever and I am befuddled by the fact that most of you do not appear to agree

Grey tabby cat sitting in dresser drawer i have open as I charge my personal laptop, temporarily stored there for lack of space. Cat is sitting behind the (closed) laptop

Cat a necessary accessory for charging my personal laptop
#caturday on a thursday

Top half of ginger tabby cat sacked out on his side, feet stretched out, sleeping the sleep of the dead

Today is a day of bsby pics bc why the hell not #caturday

Alfie, 2019, maybe 10 mos. old

Ginger tabby cat curled up in a ball on a navy pillow, asleep, at the foot of my bed

Where my feet should be
#caturday

Grey tabby cat with white chest and toes with photoshopped brown leather cowboy hat on his head

Howdy pardner
#caturday

Ginger tabby cat standing on green pillow looking intently at something

do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Jesus Christ
#caturday

Grey tabby cat with white chest and toes with photoshopped brown leather cowboy hat on his head

Howdy pardner
#caturday