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therapy?

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
www.patreon.com/posts/152399...

Tech bro oligarch: The AI is... real... sentient.... it's feeling real feelings... we must do everything we can to protect it and give it rights
Also tech bro oligarch: Human females are basically cattle made to push out as many babies as possible, all of which I will neglect

who told these people they could come on here and assign essay questions to people like this? go talk to your computer boyfriend and leave the rest of us alone

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

the bluesky experience:

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

forcing myself to Simply Stop having fomo about missing Max's birthday party this weekend bc I am trapped at work for the rest of time, will it work? likely not, but im going to keep forcing it to go away bc this isnt a productive way to be wasting the little bits of free time I have atm

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS LAUGHING HA-HA-HA P2-NANCY CONTINUES TO LAUGH HA-HA-HA P3-NANCY IS BESIDE HERSELF WITH LAUGHTER HA-HA-HA P4- FINALLY WE SEE WHAT NANCY IS LAUGHING ABOUT A TRUCK LOAD OF CASTOR OIL HAS HIT A TELEPHONE POLE , BOTTLES OF CASTOR OIL IS SPILLED ON THE STREET, THE DRIVER IS OK BUT HE LOOKS VERY AGGRAVATED, NANCY IS STILL LAUGHING : НА-НА- HA-НА- HA

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 05,1949

Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

There is no country on Earth more devoted to hurting children than the ole USA

realizing im on a hair thin trigger and absolutely anything will make me crash out at any moment, surely this is a very normal and healthy way to be existing

genuinely not looking forward to this like the more I think about it the more dread I feel I want death tbh honest

im going to be the worst version of myself mood wise that week I apologize in advance for anyone who has to interact with me

here i was excited I only had a mere 14 days left of work but no i have 17 days left oh goodie

the meme where daisy is asking peach "aren't you tired of being nice? dont you just want to go ape shitt"

very much feeling this image more and more every single day

getting the news that not only has our final day of work been pushed out 3 more days, thus making us end officially on a Sunday, but that i will be working 6 days straight that final week is going to turn me into the fucking joker for real

saddest day darkest night

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy

the future is for trans people

transphobia is comorbid with being a fucking cunt in every other aspect of your life

the penguins are so cute it was so fun to build w Conor 💕

Dessin représentant une femme (long cheveux noirs, visage rond, sourcils joints et petite buche rouge, dans un style de khatoon) qui pleure en levant les bras au ciel. Un oiseau de la paix (avec le symbole de la paix sur le dos) vole parmi les bombes qui pleuvent du ciel et les explosions. Il y a écrit "PRAY FOR MY PEOPLE" et "STOP WAR IN IRAN". Le dessin est entièrement en noir, blanc, rouge et vert.