next year grumble grumble
next year grumble grumble
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST REALIZED WE COULD HAVE BEEN
CHICAGO STYLE HOT DAD
THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
Btw if any of you ever write pub trivia and need a round really fast I highly recommend a round of βDoes It Floatβ?
The store was closed but I wrote two trivia questions
Dad fell asleep on the couch but woke up really early and went straight to the store for the things we forgot
I spent almost $150 at the store this morning because I forgot so many things
rathog made us make her a bored balloon because she was so bored earlier today but I'm too tired to go upstairs and show you now
celebrity jeopardy on hulu
...welcome bus driver overlords
Save it for the summer trivia
what if u and I kissed in the #issues channel and said we had daddy issues
Dads r watching jeopardy
tuba cat tuba cat tuba cat
Pop pop
Actually if there is a fucking question about the chuckie cheese at 1830 W Fullerton Ave I will be so mad. I will quit trivia forever
Please don't ask about my house at 1830 W Fullerton Ave
voynich manuscript just got uploaded I heard
I did see a ghost though!
Hm okay actually I am realizing that I did spent a lot of my childhood in a historical trivia heavy house...because my grandparents lived in Robert E Lee's house and I literally couldn't answer any questions (because REL is a piece of shit)
we are about to fucking blow up
It took a lot of sesame street headspace podcasts to get rathog to sleep but the one that cinched the deal was "Elmo Helps Out at Hooper's Store" in case anyone needs a little help getting to bed tonight
lol treatin bsky like my discord drafts
Every year I'm like "stop. don't listen to garudas you don't care."
And then
"But what if they literally ask a question about my HOUSE"
I hope this is the only artifact of our times that survives into the future
Designated Dad Driver
single dad
(other dad had to pick up a prescription)
strong tummy dad more wine
Uhoh sensitive tummy dad is out of lactaid
Quote us on that