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Low Impact Gorgon

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Occasionally known as highlandwhackamole. She/they. Librarian. Traveler. Ineffable.

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With my apologies

07.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a-getting closer. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

13.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 18
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This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)

11.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 4633 πŸ” 618 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 73
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 31327 πŸ” 13770 πŸ’¬ 972 πŸ“Œ 1689
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The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Wolverine, Deadpool, Doctor Doom, Thanos: There's one hero that's beaten them all-and now she's got her own ongoing series! (Not that she's bragging.) That's right, you asked for it, you got it, it's ...

Squirrel Girl is back - in Webtoon form! Marvel has reformatted our earliest adventures with Doreen, Nancy, Tippy-Toe and everyone else for online reading and is releasing 'em all for free on Webtoon! ENJOY

www.webtoons.com/en/graphic-n...

31.01.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 20
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

30.01.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 6141 πŸ” 1322 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 238
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A photo of gift cards for sale at a store, with one that reads "HER" with a pink background, one that reads "HIM" with a blue background, and with someone holding up a third gift card that reads "ONLINE" with a yellow background.

A photo of gift cards for sale at a store, with one that reads "HER" with a pink background, one that reads "HIM" with a blue background, and with someone holding up a third gift card that reads "ONLINE" with a yellow background.

my gender reveal party

06.01.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1583 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 28

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

30.12.2025 04:21 πŸ‘ 39071 πŸ” 9131 πŸ’¬ 393 πŸ“Œ 220

The most important post on Bluesky today

29.12.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 1884 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4
Aziraphale and Crowley peeking out their window, judging Amazon Prime for not releasing the movie trailer yet

Aziraphale and Crowley peeking out their window, judging Amazon Prime for not releasing the movie trailer yet

Pokes #primevideo with a stick.
The gay couple next door is judging you.

29.12.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

Does she have a Nextdoor account?

28.12.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

21.12.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 9716 πŸ” 2740 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 300
a photo of a bathroom sign that has women as fencers and men as archers

a photo of a bathroom sign that has women as fencers and men as archers

the two genders: melee and ranged

21.12.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 1233 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 20
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Festive.
Mood.
πŸ”₯πŸŽ„πŸ”₯

18.12.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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2025 Word of the Year: Slop Plus 'gerrymander', 'touch grass', 'performative', and other words that defined the year

bit.ly/453uzfx

15.12.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 1464 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 53

You definitely should not do it! It would look far too amazing and then everyone would just have to give up on cosplay because there would be no topping it.

14.12.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta prepare for Mozart’s birthday! ;)

11.12.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a 30-pound black terrier mix with gray in his face and beard struts toward the camera with his front right paw mid-step. he's wearing a light tan suit with a white collared shirt and a brown polka dot neck tie that matches his warm brown eyes. he is ready for his first day as CEO.

a 30-pound black terrier mix with gray in his face and beard struts toward the camera with his front right paw mid-step. he's wearing a light tan suit with a white collared shirt and a brown polka dot neck tie that matches his warm brown eyes. he is ready for his first day as CEO.

This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all

09.12.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 8348 πŸ” 588 πŸ’¬ 317 πŸ“Œ 44

He may be the villain you want, but he’s also the villain you deserve. #Bateman

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πŸ‘€

03.12.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 483 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 32

*flaps hands around like a startled penguin*

02.12.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I was lucky enough to get already several beautiful prints, pins or a calendar by @illustoryart.bsky.social. Please support them, their colourful art puts you into a good mood!

02.12.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a β€˜fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.

November 24, 2025"

Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a β€˜fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

29.11.2025 06:02 πŸ‘ 13521 πŸ” 1738 πŸ’¬ 305 πŸ“Œ 135

Good news for my plans to open β€œPretty Good on Paper.”

28.11.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management Grab your umbrella and your tights.

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

19.11.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 4305 πŸ” 1531 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 177
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So much fun was had last weekend at THUNDERGONG! (a benefit for Steps of Faith Foundation supporting amputees in need). Thanks to Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte, Sam Richardson, Brendan Hunt, Cristo FernΓ‘ndez, and the many other talented and generous people who made it all possible.

11.11.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 859 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

Why can’t you send me daughters I DON’T WANT YOUR SONS

05.11.2025 03:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So, change back?
#GoodOmens

02.11.2025 05:34 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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