Moose the DJ

Iran war is costing American citizens
$890M a day...

You’re in Chicago, come say hi to me tomorrow night.

These gym shorts are always so scandalous whether I intended or not

Dreary and chilly outside. I do not want to get ready for work.

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Nice to meet you. If you have any daddy issues you’d like to work out, I’m here for you.

I’ve heard great things about Rivian

Too many options
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You gotta let us know who this is.

Every press Conf he does he seems like that guy who’s had one too many bumps and seems frustrated that you’re even talking to him.

Everyone having a good Monday?

Your photo immediately gave me these vibes

Let’s predict this one, gas prices will go up in America and somehow MAGA will blame Joe Biden for it.

Good People Have Had it With Faux Patriotism and Phony Faith Good people have had it.

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Imagine posting about leg day when none of us have ever seen your legs because you fucking wear jeans to the gym like a psycho

I am old and married so this is about as feral as I get on #FeralFriday but with a new short haircut, first time in six months, I’m feeling like nobody can tell me nothing today. Hope you have a great weekend and if you’re around next Saturday, hope to see you at my gig.

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When you all of a sudden realize that you look like you’re in some sort of an adult Peter Pan remake. Or is it Robin Hood?

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I love my city of Chicago!

BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

For once and for all, Trump does not give a rats ass about the Jewish people no matter how conservative they are. He uses them just like he uses other groups to get what he wants and he got it. He’s got that cleaned off Gaza Strip and at what cost?

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Yo Chicago, I’m back for my break in two weeks with an all new DILF party

I see you OUTKAST!
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I’ll still watch it, but Meredith just ruins everything. I mean when she comes on the screen all the music from Debbie downEr

30 seconds
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