Falwell Campari hustler parody ad
With a nice glass of Campari.
10.03.2026 17:36
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Falwell Campari hustler parody ad
With a nice glass of Campari.
I got an advertisement for a silly decanter. But this guy pours a drink like I feel about 2026.
Matt Walsh with "Maybe your ma didn't go to heaven"
I'm old and cynical, but all sports underdog movies are the same. Except The Bad News Bears.
youtu.be/LKrXy_vj_Xc?...
It was great in IMAX. Can't watch it on my tiny TV
Now I want to hear Adam Duritz sing Under the Sea with his hard Rs at the end of words like Long December
Does she know you call her Wide?
This is very upsetting.
Anybody got a sawzall or bolt cutters I can borrow? Key snapped in my padlock.
I want to go back to Rodeo. Former company had a tailgate spot. I miss Rodeo.
This weekend.
Gravity bong?
Make a sticker chart for him. He gets a sticker every time he gets his teeth brushed.
As always, the commentariat delivers the dumb jokes.
Just let me be a window worker
Nine eleven redux
You don't want to get poop on the plunger, do you?
It's a knife to chop up the poop that's too big to flush down the turlet.
You're going to have to find the old gypsy woman you offended and pay her off.
@cinquinho.bsky.social
youtu.be/SeVrRpSNBbo?...
In which Matty tries to burn down the studio again.
The answer of course, is racism. The nostalgia is for a small town with only white people.
As my father used to say, I buy you books and books and all you do is eat the covers.
I miss when my people were mocked for carrots in green Jello and fry sauce.
I'm trying. But it's so boring. Nothing happens.
Amethyst and turquoise
Wild Turkey and Vernor's to kill this infection
Soft launching my divorce announcement to the skyline. Throwback to the last time I felt hot.
