Ben Johnson tricked everybody into thinking Something might happen merely to set up the punchline of ending the last 3 games of the year getting assfucked by Brock Purdy,Jared Goff,and Malik Willis
Update: Bean Boy has absconded from the challenge after eating only a partial amount of the requisite beans, and has been subsequently banned for defying the order of the bean
seattle is cool and can come over to our club-house but they have to be a seattle sports fan and also disclose their income + amount of people within their household kind of like a tax return
chicago is the best city in the entire union and its not even a contest unless boston miraculously becomes 1000x less uber-liberal or philly stops housing the pedophilia eagles
The twopeat last place loser is your bean eater for the 2025 season
Hello, welcome to the Bills Wins ATM.
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Jeff Hafley at home with the NFC North on the line against Tyler Huntley
The lions are in the hunt...FOR THE LAST PLACE IN THE NFC NORTH
At the start of this NFL season, I made a bet with my friend @yeehawvevo.bsky.social that I’d donate $ to a charity of his choice for every Chicago Bears loss if he’d do it for every win. The @killthecomputer.com fantasy league chat got involved and now they’ve raised close to $1000 1/
For Chicago’s Center on Halsted, a LGBTQ+ community center that offers education, testing, rec sport leagues, and therapy for folks in the Chicagoland area. I am very proud of those guys for turning a silly bet into a meaningful donation. If you’d like to participate, here’s the link:
NORAD just spotted Charlie Kirk flying over my house!!
They're paying bro 1.5 million per completion
Behind every great politician is an aloof wife
Everytime I see an ad with that freak emu i wanna spitroast him over charcoal while that pedostached freak watches tied to a chair
Brock Bowers when it hits OT
yall ain't ever been on the struggle bus huh
Ichikawa in Late Autumn, Hasui Kawase 1930
Ichikawa in Late Autumn, Hasui Kawase 1930
Worst thing a New York jet has done to this country in about 24 years
i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet
What if there was a roguelike where it was artificially 1 million times harder to beat until the game felt like letting you and they want you to spend all your time in the dogshit hub area doing stardew valley shit instead of combat because there is zero variety in bosses,enemies,or areas
Hades 2 is what happens when the game director is too afraid to say no to adding the 85th consecutive completely pointless mechanic that will extend the railroaded tutorial by an additional two hours.
Lol
Uninstalled twitter and reddit and i'm acting like an addict. Got me scrolling Destiny Item Manager
me after 10 hours of road to empress:
Dialogue choice in Mario Galaxy with two options: "that's right" and "yes"
Much like Kentucky Route Zero, your dialogue choices in Mario Galaxy 2 don't affect the path of the story but they change your understanding of the character
in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
