Disko

top 10 ways to encourage communication in your luti team!!!
1. Threaten them.

#highdivsplatoon

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Thanks for the memories! 👋
#pokemon #pokemonday2026

In my opinion yt is so much nicer to watch on, I think Multistream would be the best option

blob study
#splatoon

What's The Best Way To Improve? (In Splatoon) YouTube video by ProChara

Talking about improving: youtu.be/McPKdKIa9Hk?...

100% gonna be div 30 quintillion (I've played soloq for 1 hour in the past 3 weeks)

Super Bowl half time show #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester The prestigious school reopens signups for a limited time, looking for elite candidates

SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester
thescallop.ink/article/sba-...

Calling out x071 for not knowing about Markiplier or the iron long movie, we need to get this guy on him now.

#compsplatoon
#notmyx071

the tides are changing, and a new wave comes for you to conquer. welcome to…

Shark Tank: Rising Waters! .𖥔 ݁ ˖🦈

a new draft-pick style tournament for shallow waters banned players! —
our first edition will be on March 13th, pick up your roles in our discord for more info ✨
discord.gg/3CxWat3vHT

The talent at the Stronghold Beginners Academy has been hard at work to create something special, so we put together a trailer to show you what we've been working on!

Check out our video in the comments!

As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones "Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.

As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones
thescallop.ink/article/flut...

STOP DOING MATH meme used for midlevel comp splatoon text reads: STOP BEING MIDLEVEL - PLAYERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN DIVS - YEARS OF PLUS SERVERS YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higer than LOW INK - Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SWIM OR SINK" - "Yes please give me a good SQ power. Please give me a good result" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what the midlevels have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the sendouq & weeklies we built for them (This is REAL midlevel, done by REAL midlevel players): [image of SAC badge] ????? [image of someone's SQ Rank and Power over time graph] ??????? [discord screenshot reading: 04 March 2023 12:27, sblast player: "lf +3 for pickup" 10 February 2026 16:44, Fisk: "still?" (reply to previous message)] ?????????????? "Hello I would like +3 access please" They have played us for absolute fools

#highdivsplatoon

[NEW RESULT RECORDED!]
Sea Drive has won silver bracket for shark tank shallow waters!

Featuring:
Arkader on Wiper
Zap on Mint Decav
Bridio on Dread Wringer
Lorsa on Carbon and Flingza
and @twilight1538.bsky.social on Stamper as a sub!

Thank you to all the TO's and teams we faced!

No longer gaslighting myself and instead complaining about dealing 99 damage this update is beautiful

Dynamo Aura

Dynamo's buffed alright

I had an amazing time playing with everyone on CRISIS AVERTED and I'm very happy that I got given the opportunity to play with the team 9 months ago. If you guys ever need a teammate to play with definitely reach out to these guys they're so goated!!

Lowkey I'm kinda excited for this LUTI if I can get some goated players to compete with. The game is lookin' up with this patch and I'm lookin' to make my mark with it!

Splatoon's New Patch Makes Me Happy and Sad YouTube video by Jared

Dropping my thoughts and predictions on the patch and let me know if you guys enjoy these competitive discussion videos. I really like making them and they aren't too time consuming❤️ youtu.be/JT88vL2Q6Hw #compsplatoon

What Splatoon NEEDS To FIX YouTube video by Jared

Enjoy me yapping about the core flaws of the game and Q talking about what she thinks the patch should change balance wise!! (total time editing this time was 10 hours) #compsplatoon
youtu.be/lW5x1ZSCf_Q

Absolution ft. @realdisko.bsky.social placed 4th overall in A41 #55 tonight! and we didn't even say "slime them" once smh
@wraith.weebsandotako.ink Vdualies
@nyrjesse.bsky.social Bulbz tri stringer
@realdisko.bsky.social Stickerz stamper
@kudzoo.weebsandotako.ink gg slider
#compsplatoon

Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer

Plan the perfect team composition. Features:

- sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon
- damage combo table
- enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders
- range estimator
- sub/special categories

🧵 with more details on features

#sendouink

Splatoon Is a Hard Game?? YouTube video by Jared

Enjoy 9 minutes of me yapping about splatoon being a hard game. This is my first time actually tryharding when editing and I spent at least 15 hours editing this video. Hope you guys enjoy 🤍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9H...

GOGOGO apply for this goated program if you have the time for it!! We can use all the hands we can get!

an illustration of omega’s inkling character dressed up as the player character from the game Dead Cells. he holds a mint decavitator with one hand, holding it across and behind him. in his right hand he holds three glowing cells, as he stares at you with glowing orange eyes.

@omegazidan.bsky.social can i bribe you with this fanart to stream more dead cells i was kinda invested

Top 4 things I need to get (slightly) nerfed this patch
Buffs just pick 90% of the weapons in the game and give them something relevant. #1 buff hope is Stamper.

BTW, IPL is having an official English cast of SplashGo this weekend, a major Splatoon LAN in Japan full of the best players in all of the known universe.