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Baby Daddy. Boo. Teacher. Taylor Swift crashed Christmas. Habitual Line Stepper. Retired party aficionado. PA Announcer. #GeauxTigers I spread sunshine & chaos.

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They really worried about every other country but ours

05.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m 45 years old & I still love the Book fair. Thankfully my wife is the librarian.

02.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Breaking News:

02.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the worst thing about the bullshit ass claims made by idiots is there are enough people who believe them & it forces people to actually defend it.

28.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: β€œOk so here are a few things to consider when answering the constitutional stucture questions, we will talk more about these in more detail tomorrow.”

Student: β€œWhat’s checks & balances?”

Me:

26.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAre you a communist?"
"No I am an anti-fascist"
"For a long time?"
"Since I have understood fascism.”
― Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

18.02.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

In my lifetime I’ve used the following references for time.

1. Before/After Internet
2. Before/After 9/11
3. Before/After Covid

18.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how people believe that a league dominated by Black Athletes should only have white artists for its halftime entertainment.

10.02.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m with this… we will rip them a new one once we get out of this mess. For now, we got work to do.

07.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The place where I get has held at 2.39 for months… just drove by and it’s $2.49 now.

I’m in MO.

It’s been between 2.39-2.89 for a year or two at that location.

I got it in MS in December for 2.19.

Cheapest I’ve seen in some of cheapest gas locations in country.

05.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOW YOU TAKE LAMONT SANFORD MY CHILDHOOD IS DYING BEFORE MY VERY EYES

01.02.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the billionaires are paying protesters to protest billionaires?

01.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've always liked this angle of Michael Jordan flying.

31.01.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1733 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 14

Lifestyles of the rich & famous ammi rite?

31.01.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear diary… it’s day 30 of captivity in this timeline & one of my childhood moms passed away…

30.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just visited with Liam and his father at Dilley detention center. I demanded his release and told him how much his family, his school, and our country loves him and is praying for him.

28.01.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 20358 πŸ” 5101 πŸ’¬ 715 πŸ“Œ 442
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Imagine taking a quarter of a millennium to complete 1 full revolution around the sun. Pluto is a planet that will NEVER see me. #TyreakToldYou #Pluto #Astronomy #TikTokLearningCampaign #LearnOnTikTok... TikTok video by Tyreak Told You

@plutokiller.com, not sure if you TikTok, but this one takes jabs at your favorite dwarf planet.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fCtuuy/

23.01.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Calling on our Members of Congress to STOP funding
ICE ABUSE AND VIOLENCE‼️

Call your Senators and Representatives or tag them
This is AMERICA β€” and this is UNACCEPTABLE!

Ask them if they support ALL of this…
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❌ Babies being used at bait.

22.01.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 436 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 15
A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

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23.01.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 9300 πŸ” 2736 πŸ’¬ 495 πŸ“Œ 141

And if this has been addressed in the comics, just lemme know & don’t be mean.

21.01.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MCU fans listen up I have a question from a basic familiarity with comics but love the movies kinda guy.

So, would the infinity stones not exist in every timeline?

Assuming they are, what’s to stop someone from just traveling across the multiverse collecting infinity stones & being invincible?

21.01.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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On Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, we honor his work fighting for equality and for America to live up to its ideals of liberty and justice for all.

Today, we carry his legacy and our fight for equal rights forward.

19.01.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3
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It’s the 2+2=5 party.

09.01.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

The same people who told you that what you saw on Jan. 6 was a peaceful tourist visit are telling you that what you saw on Jan. 7 wasn't murder.

09.01.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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Washington Post has three frames of the shooting. As you can the ICE agent was NOT in front of the car when he fired the three shots. Not even the first shot.

08.01.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 13
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I hate to break it to you, but heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets. That's happening in our country.

07.01.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 11940 πŸ” 3964 πŸ’¬ 266 πŸ“Œ 127

It Is Very Difficult To Survive In Our Country Financially….

It's hard for many to grasp this but saving money is actually a luxury. 60% of US workers live paycheck to paycheck. How can you save for a rainy day when every day is a rainy day?

05.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This is the craziest ending to a football game I’ve seen and it’s not over yet.

02.01.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And they put 1 second back on the clock.

02.01.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0