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@roefizzlebeef

hi i’m red. fred if ya nasty 30+ ace dyke, white, she/he not an xiv-only acct but here are my tags: #gpose, #fizzlebeefmods, #fizzlebeefwrites PS look at my cat right now #fishpics icon: @goldandleather.bsky.social‬ ; banner: @hafrun.bsky.social

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Last of the pet comms!

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE HIM I WANT TO SEE HIM EVERY DAY

09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
my pc desktop with the art hafrun did of ishmael as my wallpaper :)

my pc desktop with the art hafrun did of ishmael as my wallpaper :)

forgot to do something really important

09.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on a green sofa surrounded by pillows as a ditto plushie looms behind him. The tabby cat seems unimpressed.

A rotund brown and white tabby cat lays on a green sofa surrounded by pillows as a ditto plushie looms behind him. The tabby cat seems unimpressed.

The first ditto plushie is joined by a plushie of a ditto disguised as a bulbasaur. The tabby cat looks over his shoulder at them with a flat expression.

The first ditto plushie is joined by a plushie of a ditto disguised as a bulbasaur. The tabby cat looks over his shoulder at them with a flat expression.

I’m prepared.

09.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

only 88 more minutes of work until I get to be a little ditto helping my friends

09.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they should give the linesmen guns

09.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a little thing about Eadie, and her home, and what she left behind.

ellipsus.com/read/7Z8ekMB...

09.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it was at earthbound if you have one of those in a mall near you or smth!!! I am not immune to cheap costume jewelry πŸ˜”

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when I first started watching hockey I was talking w a friend about teams to follow and I distinctly remember him telling me I should stay away from buffalo bc "I wouldn't wish that pain on any friend of mine". but they're playing kurt angle's theme and the crowd is chanting YOU SUCK at the ref so

09.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

RIGHT casio has the goods!!!!!

09.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah for sure. this one was 60 bucks and I was still lowkey cringing as they rung it up for me even though I'm planning to wear it basically every day for years sgfksh

09.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the fuckin penalty boxes are so crowded they're going to violate the fire code

09.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU I just got it yesterday and I keep stopping to stare at it :)

09.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JOIN ME !!!! it's so fun. I might be becoming a Watch Guy (but only cheap ones, obviously LOL)

09.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU............. I think i just need to stop clipping my nails all the way down to the quick and it'll maybe look a little less stupid shgjkghfs unfortunately old habits from high school orchestra die hard

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ten minutes into the first period. I think we're going to see a man die

09.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

put on the sabres game from last night to see what all the fuss was about. jesus christ

09.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My tiny baby left hand with a silver ring on my middle finger shaped like a bird and a shiny silver casio on my tiny baby wrist

My tiny baby left hand with a silver ring on my middle finger shaped like a bird and a shiny silver casio on my tiny baby wrist

A rotund brown and white tabby cat sitting beneath my arm yells up at the camera for attention.

A rotund brown and white tabby cat sitting beneath my arm yells up at the camera for attention.

I like this one I found yesterday though. when I wear it I can give people the bird to the power of two

09.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

trying this new thing called "accessorizing" and "wearing jewelry" and have unfortunately discovered that all the types of rings I like look fucking stupid as hell on my tiny baby hands

09.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

specifically in this moment I miss the setting webfishing had where you could click and hold instead of mashing to catch stuff. please, my elbow

09.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god I miss webfishing.

09.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have discovered the fishing log in ontogether. I fear no work is getting done this morning

09.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12102 πŸ” 7362 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

okay nvm they tied it

08.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like no offense but REALLY?? GUYS ARE YOU GOOD???

08.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(hockey post) now why the HELL are we losing to the BLACKHAWKS

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
post on tumblr with the caption: "dorohedoro fans will post pictures of their fave characters with the caption β€œomg they’re so cuteeee πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜β€ and the character looks like this"

and the photo is just the most fucked up looking cake guy with like a top row of fake human teeth and gums and a bunch of fuckin pocky or something sticking out of the top for hair

post on tumblr with the caption: "dorohedoro fans will post pictures of their fave characters with the caption β€œomg they’re so cuteeee πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜β€ and the character looks like this" and the photo is just the most fucked up looking cake guy with like a top row of fake human teeth and gums and a bunch of fuckin pocky or something sticking out of the top for hair

time to pull this banger back out

aquilaofarkham.tumblr.com/post/6178565...

08.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 802 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

still in disbelief about this. all of you are fucking fired

08.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ISNT IT I love how shiny it is!!!

08.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
jonson the cockroach guy from dorohedoro getting ready to say his signature catchphrase

jonson the cockroach guy from dorohedoro getting ready to say his signature catchphrase

me when drhdr season 2 comes out in a month

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0