Bret (@ofcourses)

And what speed is that? Bovine?

01.03.2026 20:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Your fat pad, buddy. 😳

01.03.2026 00:50 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My thoughts exactly. 😊

20.02.2026 03:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank youuuu! Hoping I can eventually make a go of this and build myself a more sedentary work from home career. 😁

20.02.2026 03:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank youuuu! They’re v small but were lots of fun to make!

20.02.2026 02:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much! I’m so proud of these even though they’re quite small games. 😅

20.02.2026 02:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SlugSlimes

Hi everyone! Not strictly fat boy related but I wanted to share with you all that I’m now technically an indie game developer!

I just released two (very small) projects and I’d love it if you gave them a try and maybe left a review or even perhaps bought one!

Check out my site: slugslimes.itch.io

20.02.2026 02:33 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

The size of your chest and arms and back! 😭 so beautiful!

26.01.2026 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your back is insane! Amazing job! 😍

13.01.2026 21:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😘

19.12.2025 00:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t stop won’t stop. 😁

11.12.2025 04:45 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And they shan’t 😁

11.12.2025 04:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t…

09.12.2025 21:32 👍 554 🔁 32 💬 19 📌 2

Ahhh this is so charming! 😍 Great work bubba!

28.11.2025 11:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a roast chicken with a score to settle.

22.11.2025 11:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha if I don’t stretch that shirt and tuck it in, there’s a good 5 inches of belly hanging out of it. Vacuum sealed. 😝

20.11.2025 04:51 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like it was a 5XL

20.11.2025 04:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep pushing yourself pork chop. 😉

20.11.2025 04:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah it did. It was tight but I could keep the buttons done up without too much effort.

I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops

20.11.2025 04:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s better with the suspenders. 😘

20.11.2025 04:42 👍 289 🔁 27 💬 5 📌 0

Tried a new place called Daddy’s Grill lol

Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🤤

20.11.2025 00:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Boyfriend goals” - yes very, only because I’ve been single for the last thousand years.

20.11.2025 00:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haha yeah, not the most satisfying button pop. It takes a lot to hold it in so they can stay buttoned. 😝

19.11.2025 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We should compare to be sure. 😉

19.11.2025 23:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Belly peek is belly peek. You look about my size. I’m sure yours is just as impressive. 😋

19.11.2025 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not a buffet but did fill up with a big Persian feast. :3

19.11.2025 23:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I was out of breath because I have a hard time tucking my shirt in. 😝

19.11.2025 23:29 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goals? I’m certain that your overhang is bigger than mine tubby. 😉

19.11.2025 23:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When that fall fit, don’t. 😖

19.11.2025 22:17 👍 1260 🔁 139 💬 30 📌 3

Good thing they never mind when I answer the door shirtless anyway. 😊

17.11.2025 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bret

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