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Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read 

GOD’S PUNISHMENT 

NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT 

the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read:

What’s happening?
Sure could go for some dog shit
I eat dog shit now?
What did I do?
Wish I was eating dog shit right now

A promotional graphic proclaims

A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying 

Part 1 the sins of children series

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read GOD’S PUNISHMENT NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read: What’s happening? Sure could go for some dog shit I eat dog shit now? What did I do? Wish I was eating dog shit right now A promotional graphic proclaims A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying Part 1 the sins of children series

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT

SOME PEOPLE
NEVER EAT DOG SHIT...
SOME DO.
God can see and hear everything
so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat.
He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit.
The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life!
THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES
"DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN"
PARTS I AND II
PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE
A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT SOME PEOPLE NEVER EAT DOG SHIT... SOME DO. God can see and hear everything so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat. He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit. The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life! THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES "DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN" PARTS I AND II PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

09.03.2026 21:16 👍 240 🔁 68 💬 6 📌 4
Neon flattening an enemy with a giant blue axe kick in Advent NEON

Neon flattening an enemy with a giant blue axe kick in Advent NEON

The Steam Logo

The Steam Logo

🚨 BREAKING: Advent NEON is on sale at a ZERO PERCENT (0%) discount.

That's right, you can pay FULL PRICE for the video game RIGHT NOW instead of waiting for the upcoming Steam Sale in 10 days. Get it quick, before the price drops! #gamedev #indiedev #pixelart #indiegame

09.03.2026 22:24 👍 46 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

German as well

09.03.2026 22:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THAT SQUAD IS FUCKING NICKNAMED "YELLOW"

09.03.2026 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For clarification this is a team in Ace Combat Zero
They show up in Su-37s
This is a reference to Ace Combat 4 where the main enemy ace squad pilots those

09.03.2026 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AC0?

09.03.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I had to reupholster my chair that's how bad my ass tightened

09.03.2026 21:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"It is a general truth of this world that anything long divided will surely unite, and anything long united will surely divide."
— Romance of the Three Kingdoms

09.03.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is why I need adderal or something
I really want to learn Japanese but I don't have the focus to sit down and study

09.03.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Idk why this just reminded me of the scene in the remake where Nanaki starts breaking it down sexual style

09.03.2026 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP to you dog angel but I'm different

09.03.2026 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is this a once per AC game for me?

09.03.2026 20:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Twitch Twitch is the world

Also from a few streams back my asshole clenched so bad www.twitch.tv/shadetavish/...

09.03.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Would honestly be a shame if he were treated as a traitor to the US 🤔

09.03.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
X.com
The American Embassy is being evacuated in Riyadh because of sustained attacks by Iran against the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
It is my understanding the Kingdom refuses to use their capable military as a part of an effort to end the barbaric and terrorist Iranian regime who has terrorized the region and killed
7 Americans.
Question - why should America do a defense agreement with a country like the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia that is unwilling to join a fight of mutual interest?
Americans are dying and the U.S. is spending billions to dislodge the terrorist Iranian regime that threatens the region.
Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia seems to be issuing statements and doing things in the background that are marginally helpful, but unwilling to participate in military operations to end the reign of terror coming out of Iran. Hopefully Gulf Cooperation Council countries will get more involved as this fight is in their backyard. If you are not willing to use your military now, when are you willing to use it?
Hopefully this changes soon. If not, consequences will follow.

Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC X.com The American Embassy is being evacuated in Riyadh because of sustained attacks by Iran against the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. It is my understanding the Kingdom refuses to use their capable military as a part of an effort to end the barbaric and terrorist Iranian regime who has terrorized the region and killed 7 Americans. Question - why should America do a defense agreement with a country like the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia that is unwilling to join a fight of mutual interest? Americans are dying and the U.S. is spending billions to dislodge the terrorist Iranian regime that threatens the region. Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia seems to be issuing statements and doing things in the background that are marginally helpful, but unwilling to participate in military operations to end the reign of terror coming out of Iran. Hopefully Gulf Cooperation Council countries will get more involved as this fight is in their backyard. If you are not willing to use your military now, when are you willing to use it? Hopefully this changes soon. If not, consequences will follow.

1. Is Lindsey Graham the U.S. Secretary of State now?

Is he coordinating these threats against a U.S. ally with the White House?

Now he is demanding that a top U.S. ally enter a regime-change war?

And then threatening, “Hopefully this changes soon… if not, consequences will follow.”

09.03.2026 18:09 👍 710 🔁 200 💬 74 📌 32
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Oops oh no haha guess you have to fuck me now

09.03.2026 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You should read the instructions before trying on costumes that are sold by a pokémon with Nickit-like face.

09.03.2026 18:26 👍 434 🔁 112 💬 4 📌 0
game character is at the bottom of what looks like some stone steps, close to some trees. they are saying: this looks like a tree from far away, but it's just more of that computer generated crap.
this comes from the point and click command 'look at the trees'.
down the bottom of the screen is a face portrait of the character and the point and click commands: walk to, look at (highlighted), take, use, talk to, swallow, give, push. to the right of this is mostly blank boxes for inventory.

game character is at the bottom of what looks like some stone steps, close to some trees. they are saying: this looks like a tree from far away, but it's just more of that computer generated crap. this comes from the point and click command 'look at the trees'. down the bottom of the screen is a face portrait of the character and the point and click commands: walk to, look at (highlighted), take, use, talk to, swallow, give, push. to the right of this is mostly blank boxes for inventory.

harlan ellison: i have no mouth, and i must scream, screenshot, macintosh (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/617/har...

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For medical.

04.03.2026 05:52 👍 43 🔁 39 💬 0 📌 0

The end credits of AC7 had me go "oh I'm gonna send this song to @staticanimal.bsky.social and see how accurate the German prononciations are"

The fuckin song was in French

09.03.2026 05:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many people would be happier if Miles was his sona

09.03.2026 01:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit can someone take one of the episodes where Bob Ross starts with a black canvas and when he goes "now let's get started" or whatever the canvas starts playing the opening of Skyrim

09.03.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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kities
#catte.art

08.03.2026 18:13 👍 601 🔁 99 💬 11 📌 0

Checks out with @horny.choco.one

09.03.2026 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Laalouche finding out that thumb blowing really does work! @b424.bsky.social

08.03.2026 23:23 👍 516 🔁 124 💬 12 📌 0

Hopefully i remember this tweet in a few weeks lmao (I'm messaging the link to myself on tg)

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