Jeremy Crittenden

The drama

Thinking about ya

Am I hearing this?

🇨🇦 and 🇺🇸 are better as partners and friends.

This is so sad.

Painting this room dark grey was an excellent choice

I’m laughing unreasonably hard at this

Love this shot by @stevenshootsraw.bsky.social

Lol

Barry’s after class photos? Never been done

This

This woman did so many horrible things to good people.

Happy new year. Here’s the in/out

Just asked my guy if he wanted to do a cute afters this morning.

We weren’t out partying, we’re going to a Barry’s class and the afters is a smoothie.

Now THATS gay culture.

Why do scammers think “hello dear” is gonna get me on side

Work today involved running around from White Plains to Chelsea. Im tired.

My sweet boy ♥️

By the incomparable Peter Tamlin

Love these. I should do an album.

I’d like to know if that was THE MOST EXPENSIVE @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social cold open of all time

Stephen Colbert’s wife, Evie, not knowing what a “bossy bottom” is, using the phrase 46 times, but also not knowing if it’s offensive???

Perfect TV.

2025 goal: best shape of my life

Chin up a bit

Tonight is going to be major.
Standup, Elphaba Roulette, Tarot Card readings, Dj sets and cocktails.

Come. You’re invited.
It’s Him on 10th ave at 7:30

Hi

The phone I skeet from

President Biden faces criticism over controversial pardon of his son Hunter Some Democrats fear that Trump will use the pardon to criticize the justice system and bolster his own efforts to remake it.

As we note on @pivotpodcastofficial tomorrow, the pearl clutching on this topic seems a little much. 1. Trump will violate norms no matter what Biden does 2. Other more important things are happening related to loony Trump cabinet picks … www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Dear every company that asks me to fill out a survey:

You need to incentivize me. I don’t work for you. I already gave you time in considering your product, and money when I bought it.

I don’t want to be in a draw for a gift card.

I want you to mean it when you say my opinion is valuable.

I made Vinny take the pic cuz I couldn’t hold the phone steady lol

First time I saw the movie Moana I thought it was pronounced “Mona” and I’ll never forgive myself for that

Got a cute show happening tomorrow night.

Funny folks. Greenwich village. Great way to kick off your thanksgiving.

www.greenwichvillagecomedyclub.com/shows/2024-1...