maggie

After a relatively healthy and happy 2025 (especially in comparison to the general state of things going on in the world) I think da blues have officially set in for me

For anyone that knows me IRL me reinstalling Skyrim is a cry for help btw

I love redownloading Skyrim and fine tuning my load order on a corrupted save like I’m lathe of heavening a new world into existence. What’s that you say? I triggered a zombie apocalypse and everyone wants to fuck me? C’est la vie

Holy shit the OKC whistle favoritism is real

Emphasizing Bridges early on who’s being guarded by SGA and pushing the pace because he gambles on steals, getting him in early foul trouble, is the sort of big brain coaching move that would have never entered Thibs’ head

luckily Hot Girls with Balls did scratch that itch for me

fuck me there's a sapphic YA version of heated rivalry about two volleyball players titled Smash or Pass and i hate myself for thinking of adding it to my reading list

Fucking [For Forty] Trans Women

“It’s actually better this way, so that neither of us will get hurt” she says, mortally wounded

black out or cry it out which path you lonely hearted bitch

ooooh so this is why

I'm apparently into the YA of sports

Watching LOVB as a 37 year old woman is great because I get to see how much the game has evolved since I last played competitively and talent-wise its the best US league. On the other hand the target audience is mostly middle and high school aged girls and I feel weird fangirling along with them

Love the pause from the announcer right before saying “her…teammate on that play” like a family trying to explain that one aunt and “her roommate”

Imagine teaming up with your wife to block the best player in the league

tummy horts call that i be essin'

Text exchange with a friend. It reads: Me: I sadly am working! Gotten pretty busy too now that all my clients are back from Lunar New Year : ( Her: awful you're too hot to have to work this hard (Maggie sends a picture of a sticker that says Too Pretty to work) Me: Fucking literally Have this sitting on my desk like the Simpsons "Do It For Her" meme

My reputation precedes me

i truly can't remember the last time it snew this badly in nyc

Life be so dumb sometimes

God was really like “oh you want to be in a transcontinental open relationship? What if there was a beautiful woman within walking distance to your apartment?”

Email from Change org about a petition: “Stop sexualized jokes about babies in FridaBaby advertising”

Quite possibly the most specific change dot org petition to hit my Spam folder

Recreating the demo disc from a monthly gaming magazine experience by downloading the demos for Replaced, Holstin, and Parasite Mutant today

The Summer 2012 epidemic of My Girls cannot be repeated

Very excited for the many millennial weddings I have on tap for this summer that will surely have I’ll Believe in Anything on the playlist

dawg it’s taking me like five minutes to write a simple reply back because i keep second guessing myself im smitten

This is my Shaq Gas Math

I used to work for the weekend but I’ve been trying to reframe my mindset and I think it’s been a positive change. I’ve been starting my week on Wednesday, so after a few days of work I get to recharge enough to power through the next couple of days before doing it all over again the next Wednesday

Retrieved my dads external hard drive on this trip so I’m excited to see if he had any unshared family photos and/or his Jan 6th manifesto saved on it

“Sorry, it’s a long ride and I need to stay awake, that’s why the interior of this bus needs to be 59 degrees” -my bus driver, probably

I love how one of the guys I was seeing got jealous whenever I told him about dates I’ve gone on with other men, but laughed off me going on a date with a woman. You fool; can’t you see she’s the real threat?