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a bald man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed . ALT: a bald man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed .

Like I would have slept with that next to me...

a cartoon of homer simpson saying me ! me ! me ! in front of a crowd ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying me ! me ! me ! in front of a crowd

👃🤤

a woman with curly hair is standing in front of a wall and says `` like a moth to a flame '' . ALT: a woman with curly hair is standing in front of a wall and says `` like a moth to a flame '' .

🤤 I feel like...

As do we all enjoy receiving

A flashback #Humpday for y'all 😙

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😛

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding a fork and knife ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding a fork and knife

Ok 😙 now time to eat that ass like breakfast 😛

I'm ready 🤤

Sooo... I've been stuck in my feels for the past week worrying about the crazy shit. Well, here's a picture from a better time when we were at war with only Iraq... Poor bastard has no clue what's coming 🫤

I could have a piece... and a slice as well

a cartoon character wearing an orange hat that says gulf on it ALT: a cartoon character wearing an orange hat that says gulf on it

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😋

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Ready

Try and stop me...

Even after this shit is over, I don't see a future where CBS regains their status as a trusted news source.

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🥵😋 I'll be right behind you... Staring at your ass

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Mmm 🤤

a man in a black and white sweater says maybe just a smattering of everything ALT: a man in a black and white sweater says maybe just a smattering of everything

All please 😋

🤤

...must...obey...ass... 😈

In a just world, agreed

Clink 🥂

Ditto hun 😐

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Choo choo... All aboard

I vote for you to be naked more often 🤚