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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.

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To be fair, Republicans legitimately owned that seat in Alabama and if they hadn't decided to run an Actual Pedophile ...

wait.

07.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonka was delightful!

07.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that makes me so happy. I don't know whether I hope she did find out or didn't.

07.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just feel like you're right

07.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this is recency bias, Chris.

I don't think that came anywhere near to "should we inject bleach."

07.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somebody sent it to me and I forgot to watch it. I'll rectify that now!

07.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi! Have I told you guys about my mom's dad (her REAL dad, ie the guy who didn't leave when she was 1 but raised her after that, whom she remembered and she loved) died from chicken pox when he was 38? She was 10?

Welcome to the beginning of the kind of trauma that will fuck your shit up forever.

07.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yes, that is the correct reaction. welcome to the horror!

07.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I hated Tunnel. And Limelight. And whatever the fuck was across the street from us at NYU Third North (was that Limelight? I don't fucking know right now.)

I JUST LIKE BARS OK.

07.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

literally everyone, all the time.

07.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am sorry to you.

07.03.2026 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a Prius, I loved it very much. The second deer hit by our second son totaled it.

And the insurance company gave me an absolutely crap replacement value because Montana.

07.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh.

07.03.2026 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fantastic!

07.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

make that two. you just encountered two humans because I am one of them.

06.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but why are two teletubbies watching that jet land. Dipsy and Tinky Winky, *don't do war*.

06.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:)

06.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Monumental Car Chase & Crash (Full Scene) | The Blues Brothers
The Monumental Car Chase & Crash (Full Scene) | The Blues Brothers YouTube video by Popcorn Picks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSSd...

06.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hot damn!

06.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SWEET Mandolyn!

I need to come out to SF and see you.

06.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as in 1996, as in it is 30 years old now? Damn Chris good for you!

06.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how did you just make a link for your text though, is there a website for that too

06.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DANG.

06.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that sounds pretty great! but probably can't SEAT SEVEN.

(I actually do have six, between the four generations in my house, and seven when we've got longterm basement guests.)

06.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm bored. (I'm at a kids academic competition. I've been in the hotel lobby bar 11 hours.)

What kind of mileage we all getting?

I have a Toyota Sienna hybrid minivan (not plug-in). I get 30.4 mpg.

How's everybody stack up?

(I originally had this in Faine's mentions then decided that's rude.)

06.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gonna delete this because I don't want to make your mentions annoying.

06.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the fuck, did Hegseth accidentally add Bessent to the Signal?

06.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's not like "but we yelled at them for doing the same thing" would ever stop them

06.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is this like how we keep exaggeratedly saying SIX SEVEN with the juggling hands to make it uncool so the children will stop?

06.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes, the time is now and the place is right there

06.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0