Smands

Same. I never zing anyone and it’s sad

Taika Waititi, baby cow eyes plaintive, is lit from the side and staring meaningfully off camera

Spending some time studying* today (*this photo)

Wow 🥺 very rude of you to wake me up with this wake up post /lh

Sitting in 5 would heal me. I’d leave that plane a new woman. 💖

A Temu photo of a tanned and tattooed (presumably) man from the waist down, wearing a pair of voluminous black palazzo pants that for some reason are sheer only on the inside leg panels all the way to the floor, revealing black undies underneath. Text above the photo says “also inexplicably comes in light blue.”

Ok ofmd artists, has anyone drawn Ed in these yet? I’m thinking first date, Stede answers the door, sees Ed in these, and immediately short circuits. Then Stede fully opens the door, revealing that he got them in light blue, and Ed’s kind of pissed his thunder was stolen. 😂

Thought that was little David Dastmalchian

Oh wow I didn’t realize you meant literally! I’ve been in that cave, I bet, as a kid, but probably wouldn’t go now. Just thinking about spelunking makes me queasy.

Ugh so sorry. Anxiety is the worst. 🫂

I wish!! 😂

A court sketch of a man identified as Mr. Ryan Schwank. He is a white man, presumably in his 30s, with light brown hair, male-pattern baldness, a goatee, and wire-rim glasses. He is looking serious. The caption says that Ice whistleblower Schwank says he “received secret orders to teach cadets to violate the constitution.”

Actor Dominic Burgess

Can’t wait to see @dominicburgess.bsky.social absolutely smash this role in “American Crime Story: The People Vs. ICE.”

I D O N ' T W A N T your O L D F O O D!

I on the other hand would like to see some yelling of “YOU LIE” and maybe shoe-throwing.

That’s been happening to me forever and I hate it!

I screamed at the See Saw epi when I caught the moms chatting in the background and realized they were discussing season 4 of Stranger Things. 😆

sorry about the flood of likes. I haven't been online as much and hadn't seen you in my algo and I was just appreciating your news and shares. 💟

Congrats, I am thrilled for you and your sweet lil bundle! 🥹

well this looks delightful and i'm watching it immediately

omg that is a shame bc that is GORGEOUS. Can you post a (cropped) pic of it on/stretched? BC surely it's not as bad as you think...

Oh! I def thought the latter!

/smǎndz/ 😌

I want a tshirt of this, so good

a homeschool-themed coffee mug reads "coffee. WiFi. Teach. Repeat."

homeschool-themed mug also works for OFMDbsky

My ASD 13yo is struggling with this and speaking to adults in general. I told her to act like an actor and keep a general script…bc that’s what I do. But not sure how to motivate her. She doesn’t like the script idea. 😫 I just want her to be able to order food and roll with it.

People with reading comprehension need to band together now and figure out how we can manufacture our own shit. Bc yikes.

A photo-based captcha “prove you’re not a robot” test says, “select all squares with bicycles.” The only thing in the photo is a motorbike.

If you told me these were a form of psychological warfare, I’d believe you.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

she's how he discovered he's a bottom

As an adult with braces, this is 100% being shadowfunded by Big Braces.