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Scriptwriter and such. Mother and Son. The PM's Daughter. Born To Spy. The Other Guy. The Unlisted. Timothy. Horror feature Site Unseen coming 2026.

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03.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, in these troubled times, a post that everyone can agree with.

15.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a parent you can only dream of your kid growing up to make something like this

08.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1st thought: "That's so cool!"

2nd thought: "That's the same reason Donald Trump jumped straight up after the bullet went past his head."

3rd thought: "Don't know what to do with that. Better post it to Bluesky and make it someone else's problem."

29.01.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have taken out of a full page ad in the Wall Street Journal accepting Kanye’s apology. It cost me $300,000 (which I really couldn’t afford 😬) but it was worth it to promote tolerance and harmony!

28.01.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 564 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

You can never go too far when you can't come back home again.

Welcome, Brother Rob.

27.01.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You really sent me on a spiral here about the impermanence of all human records and all human endeavours

23.01.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But, also, we're doing it right now!

20.01.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Selling out" doesn't even exist as a thing, unless you're old enough to have been sentient in the 1990s.

19.01.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally someone brave enough to attempt the fusion of an Indian restaurant and a bar

15.01.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doritos can be a little dry, so I like to dip them in water.

15.01.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm quote posting this - yes quote posting it - because of how vehemently I disagree. Figuring out which groups are the right four groups is the game! It works if you work it. I guarantee you will never find four groups that are all fake. (Although that would be super impressive puzzle setting.)

12.01.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a guy who only glances at things before reposting them, I want to say how cool it is that William Shatner wrote a book about this worthy topic.

07.01.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just did something extremely mundane that literally everyone does and I'm posting about it on Bluesky.

05.01.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I very much enjoyed episode 2 of Pluribus, or, as I'm currently calling it, "The World's Last Karen".

02.01.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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love me a bag of wood bois

20.12.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FT defends London, one of the greatest cities in the world

www.ft.com/content/dd79...

19.12.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 446 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 12

Traditional Roman cities, mixed with modern protections on rural land and enthusiastic embrace of urban housing density. I love that I can walk from my in-laws' apartment block into expansive, empty countryside in 5 minutes.

17.12.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very well said!

17.12.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The attack at a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney today was a vile act of antisemitic terror. I mourn those who were murdered and will be keeping their families, the Jewish community, and the Chabad movement in my prayers. May the memories of all those killed be a blessing.

While we are still waiting for all the facts to emerge, what we already know is devastating. At least 11 dead, including Rabbi Eli Schlanger, who held deep ties to Crown Heights. At least 29 injured. Another Jewish community plunged into mourning and loss, a holiday of light so painfully reduced to a day of darkness. This attack is merely the latest, most horrifying iteration in a growing pattern of violence targeted at Jewish people across the world. Too many no longer feel safe to be themselves, to express their faith publicly, to worship in their synagogues without armed security stationed outside. What happened at Bondi is what many Jewish people fear will happen in their communities too.

On Bondi Beach today, as men with long guns targeted innocents, another man ran towards the gunfire and disarmed a shooter. Tonight, as Jewish New Yorkers light menorahs and usher in a first night of Hanukkah clouded by grief, let us look to his example and confront hatred with the urgency and action it demands. When I am Mayor, I will work every day to keep Jewish New Yorkers safeβ€”on our streets, our subways, at shul, in every moment of every day. Let this be a purpose shared by every New Yorker, and let us banish this horrific violence to the past.

The attack at a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney today was a vile act of antisemitic terror. I mourn those who were murdered and will be keeping their families, the Jewish community, and the Chabad movement in my prayers. May the memories of all those killed be a blessing. While we are still waiting for all the facts to emerge, what we already know is devastating. At least 11 dead, including Rabbi Eli Schlanger, who held deep ties to Crown Heights. At least 29 injured. Another Jewish community plunged into mourning and loss, a holiday of light so painfully reduced to a day of darkness. This attack is merely the latest, most horrifying iteration in a growing pattern of violence targeted at Jewish people across the world. Too many no longer feel safe to be themselves, to express their faith publicly, to worship in their synagogues without armed security stationed outside. What happened at Bondi is what many Jewish people fear will happen in their communities too. On Bondi Beach today, as men with long guns targeted innocents, another man ran towards the gunfire and disarmed a shooter. Tonight, as Jewish New Yorkers light menorahs and usher in a first night of Hanukkah clouded by grief, let us look to his example and confront hatred with the urgency and action it demands. When I am Mayor, I will work every day to keep Jewish New Yorkers safeβ€”on our streets, our subways, at shul, in every moment of every day. Let this be a purpose shared by every New Yorker, and let us banish this horrific violence to the past.

14.12.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 22986 πŸ” 4235 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 199

Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)

08.12.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna start my own Community subreddit, and it's just for people who love Season 4, actually, and who understand that the loss of The Greendale 7 in the last two seasons was far more detrimental to the show than some BTS change that no viewer should even care about. That's what I'm gonna do!

03.12.2025 10:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Latest from the teens on the bus home: Apparently Destiny has been talking shit about Sierra.

03.12.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The mould truth: Expert warns Brits of one common habit that brings damp into their homes As winter returns, and households dry laundry indoors, new research suggests this is contributing to dangerous mould problems in the home

Why does the thumbnail image on this link feel obscene?

26.11.2025 07:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vehemently dispute this.

26.11.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?"

The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

A cropped screenshot from a Canadian government website with the prompt "What's your occupation?" The answer "Writer" has been provided, generating the red text error response "Please enter a valid occupation."

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

21.11.2025 21:10 πŸ‘ 16344 πŸ” 2310 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 103

You love to see it

18.11.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it that Australia’s biggest cultural exports are wildly successful children’s entertainment and the most fucked up horror movies you’ve ever seen?

15.11.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 3230 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 348 πŸ“Œ 45
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Engineer. Teacher. Postie: The neo-Nazis who rallied in Sydney Those who gathered on Saturday include a personal trainer, an English-as-a-second-language teacher and a former bar manager who is facing DV charges.

Matthew Gruter, a senior member of the National Socialist Network, is a South African national who works for a major engineering firm that has held contracts with the Australian Defence Department and the NSW government. www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...

12.11.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1