snow

with immune deficiency i used to get sick like monthly in high school lol

idgaf what anyone has to say abt me still wearing a mask ive only gotten sick twice in the past 6 years. u cant take this from me

i worked in blender all day yayayyayayayay

i like my job……

file formatting gets me in such a groove that i come to my senses 3.5 hours later with all the tension of someone who just got in a fight with a vector and won

why in the hell would select -> same appearance select my entire document <3 that is not how that is supposed to work

adobe illustrator your days are numbered

apartment tour on saturday this is how i win

the maid #fatamoru

my wolf #mywolf 🐺

your wolf…

today’s feature is The Greatest Of All Conceivable Pizzas (i am failing to understand anselm’s ontological argument)

any time you pick up a new science thing you get to pick up their niche absurdities too

wrong account GRR

if i had phoenix down on my hotbar we would have won………

licensor who shall not be named you have too many spot colors and i hate you

and one of them prints purple

let’s play How many different versions of black can we cram into the same file

truly dont know how this happened btw apparently creative director just randomly called my boss into a meeting like ‘we should promote them sooner’ like damn ok dont let me stop you

(crawling on ground in agony) raise? spare raise?

fuck bro ill take it

promotion may come sooner than expected? for some reason? life said you need a W

boy why are you sending me specs for a 4” box meant to hold 4.125” forks do u Notice the discrepancy here

graphic designers cant use rulers

ill try but theres so many i cant find lol im working on a case of 1919 i ordered rn bc its so damn good but my fave otherwise is stewarts or ibc

i follow root beer ppl bc im deranged and they all like sprechers but the one time i had it that bitch was flat … i will try it again

is sprechers always so flat i liked the taste but i feel like its the flattest of all root beers ive tried 😭

but Only sprite…

not my fault…… 🪤 to be fair the chocolate thing seems separate but compounded with the caffeine thing. who fucking knows. i want to drink more than just sprite from the vending machine.

sometimes i like to convince myself im faking a caffeine intolerance so i can justify making a terrible mistake and then the next day i understand ive made a terrible mistake. once i had a 2 day severe anxiety attack after some dark chocolate