lil mikey paycheck

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

I can confirm

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

*to the tune of Edelweiss* schadenfreude, schadenfreude // every Pats loss you greet me

On the Character Select screen, move your cursor to Moe. Then press X, Y, X, Up, Down. You should hear an effeminate "Doh!" indicating that Gay Homer is now playable.

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

same panel but with Homan

I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today

start your day with a smile and a laugh. "The international news media" still gets me every time

How Far Did Rocky Go in His Training Run in 'Rocky II'? Rocky wasn't just a boxer. He was a marathoner.

if you are unfamiliar with my personal most referenced dan mcquade piece i talk about it basically any time rocky is mentioned www.phillymag.com/news/2013/09...

Dan McQuade @dhm Buying bootleg Eagles merch is a radical act of protest against the Fanatics monopoly 5:56 PM • Feb 2, 2023 • 65.8K Views

buying bootleg merch has the dual purpose of honoring dan and protesting Fanatics™

Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.

As @jenniferkates.bsky.social reminds me, it was Dan McQuade who was at Hannibal Burress's October 2014 show at the Troc when he said “You rape women, Bill Cosby,” happened to be recording it, made it go viral, and from then on no one ever could forget or deny who Bill Cosby was.

absolutely heartbreaking. truly, there was no philly twitter without Dan. He was the center a thousand different circles on a venn diagram connecting us all

Ghost Rider on his motorcycle dragging one ICE agent along the ground and forcing his head to the pavement while he holds a second ICE agent by the neck. Text reads: “THE RIDER APPEARED FLYING DOWN THE STREET AT 90 MPH, GRABBING THE AGENT BY THE NECK. THE SOUND OF HIS SPINE SNAPPING COULD BE HEARD DOWN THE BLOCK. OLIC THE SECOND GUY... THE RIDER PRESSED HIS HEAD INTO THE STREET, GRINDING IT DOWN LIKE A BELT SANDER. THEY FOUND HIM A MILE DOWN THE ROAD, JUST HALF THE HELMET LEFT, AND WHAT WAS INSIDE WASN'T PRETTY. THE RIDER MAY HAVE BEEN A DEMON FROM HELL, BUT THAT NIGHT HE WAS A VENGEFUL ANGEL."

Wolverine stabbing an ICE agent through the skull and another ICE agent through the chest.

FCKICE

this is me

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

STAY VIGILANT. STAY APPRISED OF THE BOZO READINESS CONDITION bozo.watch

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Almost like having a bad offensive process all year wasn't going to miraculously start working in the playoffs.

hm I stand by this, but less emphatically than I did when I first posted this

Really need Jalen to go rogue on Patullo here please

AJ will be vindicated as all hell when it is all said and done

Robinson and CMac and that fullback are getting all the counting stats but not really doing anything of note. meanwhile, Kevin Patullo is doing the same thing but with the best WR room in the league

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Mummers costume emblazoned with Punch Nazis messaging

Oh hell yes Moo Deng Crew

second place in the comic division for an overtly left-wing political message??? including a costume that says “go birds fuck ice free palestine” on the back????? WOKE 2.0 IS HERE. WE ARE NOT ASKING.