It’s March 6th and the ice cream truck is already prowling the neighborhood baby
07.03.2026 02:19
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It’s March 6th and the ice cream truck is already prowling the neighborhood baby
And I’m checking out the asses
The asses that attract us
Yeah, fucking republicans can’t figure out how to hold a beer and a bullwhip at the same time which is why they disapprove
Revising prior guidance, one monkey can stop the show
Stop literally everything.
Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.
fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
We’re in!
Women’s basketball deserves better refs jhtdc
Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers
Lash her to the spoonbridge and let little kids poke her with sharp bamboo sticks
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
I knew enough guys like that in my time but at least they had the decency to put a space between the two names
Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
Yeah, we’re announcing this at a golf course. No, not that one, another golf course. Yes, it’s a PGA-caliber course, this is a major announcement.
Gravel pit
You know, it’s the old joke, Globo Gym cheats and Average Joe’s gets put on probation
Ohio State is gonna get caught cheating and Antoine Lamar will get suspended for the rest of the season
Farmer
Farmer
Man who could’ve predicted
Roger Corman Presents: The Bible
Bush did 311
Nice
Spam up to $15/tin smh
If the backboard wasn’t there that would’ve landed in Bement
Glad that all these terrified incumbents are giving us the valuable opportunity to get pissed at them for eventually breaking a bunch of new promises but it’s still my preference that they fuck all the way off and go home for good
Much obliged!
Is “what is the recipe” an appropriate question?
lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’
