Jennifer What’s-Her-Face

Tweet: the concept of "dressing your age" is ridiculous. I'm gonna dress like an old witch who cursed her entire seaside town

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Bank Teller: Ma’am, this is a regular bank, not a blood bank. Please stop trying to give me your blood

Me: Oh this isn’t mine

This is an echo of the general election. The trans Democrat is blamed for "sparking" the crisis despite the fact she did nothing beyond be herself.

Before she arrived to DC, or made any demands, the GOP preemptively turned her identity into a political issue.

So, who is doing identity politics?

if you wear your old prom dress to the pharmacy, they'll fill your antidepressants faster.

Beware, this "BBC Breaking News" account is fake. It's not an official BBC News account.

If BBC News ever joins this platform, it'll be publicised via official BBC platforms.

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All I ever wanted ✨

@bonesawsally.bsky.social So glad you’re here ♥️

Is Ronny Jackson (or Johnson depending on what level dementia Trump has that day) opening up the pill mill in the White House again???

mental health break? you bet it did

The Onion Just Bought Infowars -- and Alex Jones Is Pissed The Onion has acquired Alex Jones' Infowars after a judge ordered his assets be auctioned off, and the conspiracy theorist is not happy.

This … THIS! is a brilliant move. I’m eager to see how The Onion will utilize this treasure trove of utter balderdash ♥️

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

[clothing store]
Clerk: what size are you?
Me: I’m unsure, my deceased wife used to buy my clothes.
Clerk: Let’s try a medium
Me: I guess we can ask her to speak to my wife

only using x for my banking moving forward

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Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X We will stop posting from our official editorial accounts on the platform, but X users can still share our articles

The Guardian will no longer post its content to X

Word of The Day: kakistocracy

Introduce yourself as a TV character

“Mulder, it’s me.”

Also, please, please, please turn on alt text as a default in accessibility settings to demonstrate inclusive posting. We have had a terrible time getting people to make their images accessible to low visibility and disabled users.

I know everyone on the internet has already made this joke but I just have to.
"WHAT DID YOU EAT? SPIT IT OUT!"
Extra fun joke for all the dog owners.
Medieval mosaic, St. Gereon in Cologne, Germany.

Hello, Bluesky. This place seems nice. I’m a voracious reader, music nerd, pun lover, recovering journalist, and I transcribe stuff into braille.

It’s a pleasure to meet you.