Paul

This afternoon contained family in the form of @chocohalix.bsky.social & co and jolly good it was too 😃

Alt text is 👌🏻

I dunno lads. Planet's a fucking garden so what do we do? Burn things and blow stuff up

A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes?

From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

To be clear for anyone who struggles with this sort of thing, I live in the UK and this was a UK national radio station. We hear fewer soundbites from our own government ffs

Good morning. Woken by the radio news at 0700, in which the BBC was pleased to broadcast clips of both the current US President and the Secretary of War speaking. Why was this necessary?

Hello, good morning, and Christ alive, what now?

Linocut print of dormice on a bramble and you need art like this in your house too, so go buy some

@ramblingidiot.bsky.social HOORAY

"Paul, this is mum we're talking about" screengrab from some fatuous marketing email or other

Indeed it is, but the lady has been dead better than 7 years now so I'm not sure where we're heading with this

(A very muddy amoeba it was too)

I watched my two 8yos playing rugby this morning and an amoeba made of children is the description I didn't have and needed. Thank you 🙏🏻

Oh. Hi.

"Keep playing, Myfanwy. In 120 years people will be tearing themselves apart working out whether that's a Welsh or an Irish harp" #GirlsOwnCC

This afternoon included watching the team in pink and black win against the team in yellow and blue, and a grand afternoon out it was too

Screengrab: Apple Music. The White Stripes - Ball And Biscuit

Now playing

Honestly it's first class. Wish we'd managed to get one sooner

Right. You all need to buy these prints because they are ace and look like this on your wall. Do it.

Thank you for this, Ian. Lavinia Barley. #Mums26

matt goodwin tweet from late last night saying: "Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ.1d X They said I criticised Manchester This was a lie They said I have no local roots This was a lie They said I committed fraud This was a lie They said I am paid by Russia This was a lie They said I am "racist" This was a lie They said I am "sexist" This was a lie They said my research was dodgy This was a lie"

Caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

Winter’s nearly over and it’s almost Fair Season. I can’t wait for it, it’s been a long, hard winter.
If you’re after some beautiful art to celebrate the Spring, please check out our shop. We could do with a little bit of help, just now.

www.cutfromtheland.co.uk/products

Spoof Allister Heath headline: "Britain is being held hostage by a radical en-suite bidets cult"

And again

Make yours here

Mock Allister Heath Telegraphed headline: "The relentless demonisation of those who enjoy plucking arse hairs out one by one is a symptom of a deeply sick, anti-Western ideology". This makes more sense, tbh, than half of the drivel he actually writes

Good fun this

A very small plastic duck on top of an air conditioning control panel

Significant They Might Be Giants earworm resulted from seeing this at work, which gives something of an insight into what it's like inside my head

Fairly OK on the whole 🙏🏻

Happy Birthday! 🥳

It is a NICE DAY so please can we not. Thank you

A sleeping UnacceptaDog

💤 💤 💤

Wow.

Also: there is one living thing in this house not born by C-section - the dog. So, how can I put this, that's five people who owe their lives to interventions in childbirth.

Oh, she can get absolutely to fuck. I'm sorry this has happened to you 😔