gem 💎

he used to be named Binge Eater Schwartz until he got alarming news about his A1C

Poker Night 3 roster (official, confirmed):
Iron Man
Harry Potter
Khaleesi
Specifically the Jack Black Bowser
Bandit Heeler (first DLC pack, DLC will ultimately cost five times the cost of the game)

this sucks (it isn't surprising since the entire California nut industry is pretty much fucked), those are my favorite snacks, NO MORE :(

"hang on commissioner"
"batman i'm literally about to die"
"check this shit out"
"batman the ice is on fire now"
"yeah but look over there"

LRS my favorite part of The Dark Knight Rises is when all the cops are trapped on a frozen lake that's about to break at literally any moment and Batman comes to rescue them but before he rescues them he literally stands in front of them and presses a button to activate his big Distant Fire Logo

oh and it turns out alternative energy research is actually a tool for evil french/arabic foreigners to create super bombs

Ditto in Pokopia punches with what I suspect is flawless "For Whom the Bell Tolls" chorus rhythm

GOD DAMMIT

I met Paldean Wooper and it seems like if one thing is in then their evolution usually is so, yeah Clodsire is probably in there somewhere

I think Rowlet might be?

they don't even have any relatives who are OLD never mind fat and/or ugly lmfao

john gotta get over there to get that browns/bengals feud going with mox

gargano noticing ciampa winning a belt his first week in AEW:

My "these dipshits want another 9/11 so, so bad" conspiracy theory is only a theory for now

Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!

lol gas went up nearly forty cents a gallon TODAY

you got it, man. this and the abandonment of the core values of the goofy french pronunciation gag were the problem.

if mouser isn't voiced by werner herzog then no buys

cannot possibly imagine what it would be like to watch firefly in the by god year of our ceo mercedes moné two thousand and twenty-six

a big ramza fun? a delighter in delita? wanna see them get spend some quality MARITIME together? there's only one game where that can happen, baby.

buy the game where ramza and delita talk near a boat

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

COMING SOON: the worst podcast of all time.

Noem is just a huge piece of shit. Mullin has confused Iran with Iraq literally every time he's spoken over the last week, so he's not only a huge piece of shit but he's got the intelligence of soggy oatmeal to boot.

the next hearings are going to be even funnier now

"we're building new stars?"
"building new stars? at this time of year, with this wrestlemania card, with this elimination chamber result, localized entirely within your stories?"
"yes!"
"may we see them?"
"...............................................no."

can't find anything for Hobbs to do though

imma make some radical narco chicken nuggets

why does the US not simply found a city on that peninsula. it doesn't even have to be a good city to pick up resources, just a way for their boats to pass through the tile.

it's so funny. just after the twitter exodus everyone was so gung ho about this site that people were talking about paying a subscription fee to support it without ads. literally You Paid For The Free Website from people who despised blue check twitter. can you IMAGINE anyone saying that now.