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Hail Sagan ™️

@hailsagan42069

Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him Tune low, play slow, die whenever. https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist

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You taint kidding

08.03.2026 03:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The space between them is called the "perineum".

08.03.2026 03:25 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
1968 Dodge Dart, painted neon yellow and black with purple print that reads, "HEMI-ROID".

1968 Dodge Dart, painted neon yellow and black with purple print that reads, "HEMI-ROID".

I'm just gonna leave this heeeeere

08.03.2026 03:23 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Hell yeah

07.03.2026 22:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Labels do that to drive traffic to the band's page to buy the digital from the band directly

07.03.2026 22:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ZZ Top

07.03.2026 21:27 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It'd be weird if toads got high by licking humans

07.03.2026 21:25 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I didn't imply that it was.

07.03.2026 15:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bottles of light green, mint flavored milk. 

I'm gonna go vomit now.

Bottles of light green, mint flavored milk. I'm gonna go vomit now.

This abomination does exist.

07.03.2026 15:27 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 10 📌 0

ME2, Morrowind, Rogue Squadron

07.03.2026 14:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They call him "The Shitter".

07.03.2026 14:16 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I now have 1 single shred of respect for Chris Barnes.

07.03.2026 14:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My paternal grandfather fought in WWII and told me he killed a stack of nazis. My maternal grandfather escaped from said nazis and was allegedly some muscle for a local "organization" after the war. I don't want to know what he saw. Hating nazis is in my blood.

06.03.2026 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

:::orders 15 halberds:::

06.03.2026 23:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Either the parents trust us or they just don't care.

I should train them in pole arm combat so I can have an army of minions

06.03.2026 23:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The Spawns have a shitload of friend, dang

06.03.2026 23:09 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The weather is nice. The house has yet again turned into the neighborhood kid hangout.

06.03.2026 23:06 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Two towels, one is allegedly folded in an incorrect fashion.

Two towels, one is allegedly folded in an incorrect fashion.

Here they are. The left side is Lady Hail, the right is mine.

06.03.2026 13:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The worst. I hope it settles down

06.03.2026 13:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Séance, by Sylvia Rose 6 track album

OUT NOW!!!!!

I am so happy to release Séance, my first official solo release under my own name. I am so proud of these songs and I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

Digital... for now.

Bandcamp
sylviarosecult.bandcamp.com/album/s-ance

Ampwall
sylviarosecult.bandcamp.com/album/s-ance

06.03.2026 13:23 👍 42 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 8

When I get back home from taking the Spawns school. There is no difference between mine and Lady Hail's

06.03.2026 12:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apparently not the way I fold them

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, out of all of the ways to fold a towel, I do it the wrong way.

05.03.2026 23:10 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Who knew there was a wrong way to fold towels?

05.03.2026 23:10 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

DJ Moore and a 2026 5th round to the Bills for a 2026 2nd round pick.

It's fine, there's targets for days and the deal isn't terrible

05.03.2026 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the little things sometimes.

05.03.2026 22:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Way to go Skidmark" might be my favorite

05.03.2026 22:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Dancing with the Stars and Bars

05.03.2026 19:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's like shitting your pants and changing your shirt instead.

05.03.2026 19:20 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DJ Moore to the Bills.

No word on what Da Bears are getting in return

05.03.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0