Junk Knuckles

I would love to but my wife needs to catch up on some sleep

I will and I will also tell you that there's an actual active pizza hut right down the road, old building style and all

Don't kill my dog

My achey breaky dog

I'm at a Red Roof Inn and if I shift my weight in the elevator I hear it creak

Absolute all time bio hooly

Drove out to bumfuck New York for my job for the week and I passed a barn that was a combination Amish furniture shop and Artic Cat certified dealer

Alright good race y'all

Carson Hocevar is not Dale Earnhart

Carson Hocevar is Santino Ferrucci

this graphic with him smiling about it is too funny

Judge, Judy, and executioner

I need potions to stay alive

Blahblah blahblah BLAHBLAH BLAHHHH. I'VE HAD IT.

Rick, the Stenhouse

it should be the Busch series again.

Indycar? Well how else would they drive it???

I'm so sorry you had to find out like this

When is the last time you really sat down and enjoyed a yogurt

a genderless burger experience

And by "stream this when I get home" what I meant was fall asleep immediately and wake up at like 1:00 a.m.

The roasted garlic mackerels from Patagonia remain my absolute favorite and it's no contest

Going to stream this when I get home! Legit hyped for this

I'm sorry for your loss

Shut the fuck is that

might take a shower

this is pretty alright

I got nervous :/

You always have my back and I appreciate it

It took me years to remember who drove the 24, Byron is so forgettable

Some days you're the bat and some days you're the ball