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Melissa Cynova she/her

@melissacynova

Author, tarot reader, witch, rapscallion. #tarot

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Journaling, Schmernaling Not since Ally read my diary to her friends in college. Ally, you're an asshole for that.

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06.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're at a drag show and I cannot tell you how much I've missed gay bars. They were my safe space I was a young teen in the 90"s.

21.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just taught a two hour #tarot class about the Wands. It was so awesome and I'm so lucky l get to do this for a job. Holy shit.

13.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate organizing my meds. "sort your meds, Shelby"

Bleh

05.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're trying so hard. We are showing up.

21.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once caught all five of my cats in a circle in the kitchen. I backed out of the room so they'd stop staring at me.

18.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting in front of a sign that says 500 lbs capacity ALT: a woman sitting in front of a sign that says 500 lbs capacity

For my book, Kitchen Table Tarot. "This is not a tarot deck."

15.01.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Carry on. Next up is GBBO or Brooklyn 99. Maybe both.

13.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The news today got me so hard I had a bad panic attack. First one since we can remember. It was so shitty. We had to watch Somebody Feed Phil so I can regulate.

This is why we save episodes people

13.01.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.01.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1219 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 17
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Stealing a game from @melissacynova.bsky.social: comment a number 1-36 for an oracle card draw from the Memento Moro deck.

11.01.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

For my mental health I've been reading your books. I want to make a Murderbot tarot deck sooo bad

10.01.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me toooooooo

08.01.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me so happy for some reason. :)

08.01.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."

07.01.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 8192 πŸ” 2704 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 73

Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.

04.01.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 3047 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 11

This is me.

19.12.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Something, something down with the patriarchy… #fuckthepatriarchy #angrywoman

12.12.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My therapist Joel said If I can’t write, then I should just write something.

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12.12.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Take a Spell Sit a spell.

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29.11.2025 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a walnut. What a maroon.

21.11.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, friend.

21.11.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My dog died. She was 16 and my honest to god best friend.

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19.11.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Falling Down Is Allowed I un-graduated from therapy this week.

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16.11.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everything goes so smoothly. You’re on my mind.

10.11.2025 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s a video of all the included items in the raffle :)

08.11.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That makes my whole day. Thank you. :)

20.10.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0