Heather Winters

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Sunday D&D! 🎲

She probably didn’t even vote.

It’s hard to exercise when it’s below zero and there’s snow and ice on the ground!

It’s gross out anyway

I like the longer days for sure, but losing an hour messes me up for weeks.

Omg his teeny tiny gi

If I’m this exhausted leading up to the time change tonight, this does not bode well for the week after 🫩🥱

They are not getting that security deposit back.

A classroom with my laptop and water bottle.

A poster that says when it rains it Poes with Edgar Allen Poe on it.

Judgin’ again 👩🏼‍⚖️ Two in one week!

Same. Got mine tested in August and zero immunity. My titre test was free, but probably bc my doctor ordered it.

The Everlasting by Alix E. Harrow

I haven’t seen that, but they did a song from it at the cabaret I went to last weekend!

I just now put it together in my head that the Field museum is named after Marshall Field. I have a master’s degree. I just got 2nd place at trivia last night. I have lived in Chicago for 22 years. I thought it was like about nature.

Please tell me your recent duh moments to make me feel better.

I just can’t with these idiots.

It’s fine it was just kind of hysterical. Like we literally can’t use the prize because they made it so ridiculously hard to do so. When I realized it I almost just gave it back but decided to not be petty.

Same in my eyebrows

Oh I mean we got 2nd, not 3rd. We were in 3rd until the final question but ended up 2nd!

Like……..idc at all, but that is NOT how you do prizes at trivia. But what do I know, I only hosted brewery trivia for like 5 years.

My husband and I got 3rd place at trivia! We won a $20 gift card for the restaurant! That’s only good on trivia nights. And expires in one month. And they only do trivia every other week. So we have literally only 2 chances to use this gift card. And of course we can’t go to either date 😂

Broke into Opryland after it was closed. We were at the Opryland hotel for All-State in high school. Everything was wet too bc it rained. Totally could have fallen and done something really stupid. We had to climb over a very tall fence to get out. Somehow we never got caught!

I don’t remember literally a single thing from 2016. Have I blocked it completely from my memory? Who’s to say.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

It’s pretty sweet

New favorite 4th grade student: “my grandpa died last summer”
Me: “oh I’m so sorry!”
S: “it’s ok, I didn’t like him”

Omg this kid cracks me up.

They also said they thought I was 35. The children are alright.

One was an engineer for UNIVAC. I actually don’t know what the other did. My mom was estranged from her father for most of her life and he died when I was young. I only remember seeing him a few times.

Oh what a surprise 🙄 Cory, the boobs they just get in the way.

15 year old shepherd mix dog sleeping on a red and black plaid blanket.

Snoozy old dog

Smart water has electrolytes

lol it’s ok!